×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
-3

No. Love240, I Will Not Fuck Your Wife For You.

submitted by FreeinTX to TellUpgoat 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 20:34:24 ago (+5/-8)     (TellUpgoat)

And, no, ya sick fuckin' faggot, even if I did, you can't lap up my cum after I finish. Throw yourself off a fucking roof!


20 comments block


[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 20:40:04 ago (+5/-0)

You really gonna toss out mid grade pussy like that? Are you rich or something?

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 21:19:49 ago (+3/-0)

Reason for FreeinTX's post: Butthurt drama fag is angry Love240 called him out for posting libschit rumors:

"Posts MSN article unironically, is a complete faggot.
Looks like neri to me."

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6536e66138d45#comment_6536f2eccb014

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 21:26:18 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you. i was wondering where this came from out of the blue like that.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 06:42:23 ago (+0/-0)

That's not true, faggot. It's cause he's in my DM's begging me to fuck his wife and asking for my cum. It's fucking sick.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 09:32:10 ago (+0/-0)

You really are pathetic.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 10:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

Oh look, I'm pathetic cause i don't suck dick.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 10:48:00 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] observation1 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 02:39:24 ago (+2/-0)

A flat-earther walks into a burger joint and orders three hot dogs. When they’re placed in front of them, he takes a bite from one, then a bite from the next, then a bite from the third one. He repeats this process until they’re all gone, and orders another three. The owner of the restaurant says, “You know, pal, they’re less likely to get cold if you eat them one at a time.”

Love420 looks up and says “you see, I have two brothers. One lives in Australia and one lives in Russia. When we went our separate ways, we promised each other we’d always eat this way in memory of the days we used to go to baseball games together.”

The owner is touched and thinks that’s a great tradition, so he serves up three more. Eventually, the flat earther becomes a regular at the place, always ordering in the same fashion.

One day, however, he arrives and orders only two dogs. The other regulars notice this, and a hush falls over the room.

The owner comes to his table and solemnly tells Love420, “I’m so sorry for your loss. Please accept my condolences.”

Love420 chuckles and replies, “Oh, no, everyone’s fine. I just joined a Jewish Synagogue, and they made me quit eating pork.”

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 20:53:07 ago (+4/-2)

@Love240 only lets black men fuck his wife.
@FreeinTX just doxxed himself as a Negro-Sapioid.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 08:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. Naw, he must just think I'm black.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 20:45:56 ago (+4/-2)

Someone's angry, the scientism cult strikes again!

This is mighty White of you. /s

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 04:46:04 ago (+3/-0)

You should prove him wrong with an unrelated bible verse.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 08:02:56 ago (+2/-0)

Or, somethin' about Einstein.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 20:48:48 ago (+1/-0)

bigot

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 02:28:37 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 22:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

If Dogle and I can make up and be brothers then you all can. If you want love you gotta give a little

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 07:02:02 ago (+4/-0)

I miss the old days, when u guise were sworn enemies. Give hate a chance.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:35:43 ago (+1/-0)

Give hate a chance

Our unofficial tagline.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 11:17:08 ago (+0/-0)

We're near Thanksgiving and Christmas. I'm trying to keep love in my heart. except for jews and niggers, that is. amen!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 13:52:55 ago (+0/-0)

Jan 2 is my favorite day of the year. I HATE HOLIDAYS.