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Behind the 7-11 Dumpster

submitted by TheodoreKent to whatever 6 monthsOct 22, 2023 23:40:48 ago (+18/-3)     (whatever)

She was a real treat, a fine dame of a woman.

Slightly chubby, with wrinkles beginning to form about the outside of her eyes, and hair that looked like it was once well cared for.

She wore tight booty shorts and fishnet stockings, along with a long-sleeved punk rock t-shirt.

The standard uniform of that girl who had self-esteem and daddy issues in high school, got kind of good looking and desirable in her 20's, and hasn't realized how much she has let herself go yet. She'll realize soon enough.

I'll make sure of that.

We'd been walking ever since we left the bar together to go get food, and a refill for her Juul pod.

I threw away my cigarette and moved to kiss her.

She tasted like stale nicotine and Burger King.

One of her hands wrapped around the back of my head and forced my mouth into hers even harder, like she was trying to forcefully display a sort of impromptu passion she could no longer feel. I'm not sure if she was trying to seduce me, or convince herself that she could still feel anything after spending the past 10 years riding cock indiscriminately without ever having a single meaningful relationship.

I didn't care, how could I?

The pussy was easy, and lacked consequence. And I had better plans.

I shoved her against the dumpster, and put my hand on her shoulders, gently, but firmly, pushing them down, giving the not so subtle implication that I wanted her on her knees. She didn't resist in the slightest, willing going down, and preparing to unzip my fly.

That was when I knew I had to strike. This was gonna be sweet. I was gonna hurt her, hurt her really badly, and leave her right behind this dumpster, all alone to wallow in pain by herself.

Right as she was about to pull out my cock, I reached into my back pocket, and she watched my hand with horror.

I pulled out my wallet.

"Is 20$ enough? I don't have that much cash on me, but I can go use the ATM if you need me to."

I began to rifle through my wallet and could the bills I had.

She was stricken with terror.

"What? I am not a hooker!!!"

She seemed incredibly offended, just as was my intention.

"Oh, so sorry! It was just the way you dressed, and the fact that you were about to blow me behind a dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot, I mean, I just assumed, eh, I guess this is kind of awkward, but you could see how I could make that mistake, righttt???"

Every word cut into her deeper and deeper as she came to a rapid moment of self realization. Tears began to well up in her eyes.

Oh, well, sorry about the miscommunication. Here is something for your troubles.

I dropped 15 dollars on the ground, and walked away.

She cried, and picked up the bills.


https://open.substack.com/pub/theodorekentwallace/p/behind-the-dumpster-of-the-7-11?r=1vlklp&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web


33 comments block


[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 01:09:10 ago (+5/-0)

like she was trying to forcefully display a sort of impromptu passion she could no longer feel

LOL

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:02:43 ago (+4/-0)

Breddy gud. But she wouldn’t have ‘stale nicotine’ on her breath if she’s not a smoker.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:36:21 ago (+1/-0)

Juul,is a fake cig.? Right?

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:45:42 ago (+4/-0)

It’s a vape. No smoke so no lingering stale smell.

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 06:17:01 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah I'll take things that never happened for $100

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:07:16 ago (+1/-0)

Is it not obviously a piece of fiction?

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:07:55 ago (+0/-0)

It reeks of sloppy, amateurish writing.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 12:08:24 ago (+2/-0)

I knew you'd break writers block.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2023 23:46:54 ago (+3/-0)

you went from 20 to 15. What a dick.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2023 23:55:35 ago (+3/-0)

She was probably gonna scrape. Something he didn’t notice until she began gaping and kvetching and then he could see her full set of snagles.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:54:24 ago (+2/-0)

@paul_neri your mother takes her dentures out and gives gumjobs yet she chews the tapioca I spray in her throat. Perhaps you can enlighten us as to why grotesque slags do what they do. I don’t comprehend the psychology of the cock gobbler I’m face fucking nor do I have any motivation to. But she’s your mom so maybe you’ll have some insight into that retarded whore’s thought process. She chose to give birth to your gay retarded ass after all.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:56:30 ago (+1/-0)

I would read your substack.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 11:14:51 ago (+1/-0)

Substack is the new geocities or livejournal. Total garbage.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

Any better websites you know of?

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:21:08 ago (+1/-0)

No I can’t say that I do. Substack is basically an unfiltered free for all so any jerkoff can publish whatever they like, just like geocities and livejournal. It’s essentially social media blog posting. Sure there are some decent authors but there’s a huge amount of garbage to sift through to find the 1% worth reading.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I feel you. I set up a substack because I want to force myself to write more regularly, but I'm not sure how racist and antisemitic I can be on their. I might need to keep it a little less anti-semitic than I would like, or get more creative in my naming of the jew

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 11:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 01:24:48 ago (+0/-0)

Sigh! Spaceman84 your obsession is an odd one.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:03:08 ago (+1/-0)

snagles or not my girl still made a free $15. All good.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:10:08 ago (+1/-0)

Well, I’m glad you got yourself all straightened out on that one.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

"Sarcasm"! Detected!

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 16:02:49 ago (+1/-0)

For the love of God the dollar sign goes before the number.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 17:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

Goddamn that is sloppy

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2023 23:53:42 ago (+2/-0)

I remember you from Poal back in 2019 when you and I were voted “most racist” users.
What has happened to you friend?
I’m completely beside myself as to your behavior.
Fucking with whores behind dumpsters.
And you didn’t take the hummer!
Come on man!🤣
What’s up bro? How the hell are you?!

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 00:45:00 ago (+2/-1)

Poal is clearly weak as fuck because I am way more racist than this fag. Micks and guineas aren’t white.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 01:29:59 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, this was five fucking years ago, when it was viable. Chill with the negrotivity tonight, damn.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 01:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, this was five fucking yep ears ago, when it was viable. Chill with the negrotivity tonight, damn.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 13:20:15 ago (+1/-0)

This is brilliant. What a great twist.

And the bitch wasn't worth the $15. Would have been funnier to toss down some change, or maybe four ones and then see her go pick it all up.

More women need to be shown what they really are.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:06:46 ago (+0/-0)

It needed to be an amount that was small enough to not make any sort of meaningful difference in her life, but large enough to for her to want it more than maintain dignity. I figured $15.00 was about the worth she had for herself.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:50:58 ago (+1/-0)

Did I ever tell you about the Cuban I was with I didn't know was a prostitute, so I haggled her down to $5 for a blow and go, and she set an egg timer for 5 minutes with a sandwich bag on me?

... Man that sounds really jewish now

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 15:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

Wow. I'd like to see a story about that

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 16:25:37 ago (+1/-0)

I think I'd like to leave it at that... She messaged me her picture ny mistake? Who's this? Get talking, she lives right by a venue I performed at a lot. Cool. Meet up. She's feeding a stray cat, some cook comes out the backdoor of a restaurant yelling at her... Bitch is crazy but whatever... Go to her place. Playing darts, Cuban jazz playing the whole time... Moves taken. Story progresses to aforementioned event... Bitch, I ain't going to no ATM... Cuban jazz playing the whole time... Mfw this is gonna be a good story to tell

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 09:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

Is this fiction or true? I ask because it's entirely plausible that you're writing about your sister and it's just tragic that the man only saw her BJ as worth $20 bucks.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2023 16:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

#justcheezniggerthings