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Anus_Expander will be in heaven

submitted by dulcima to WTF 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 05:56:35 ago (+16/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 8 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 06:04:09 ago (+8/-0)

I always knew he liked to pussy foot around.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 06:35:12 ago (+5/-0)

Aww hell naw. What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 06:56:19 ago (+5/-0)

At LEAST post a link to seller, wtf

[ - ] dulcima [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 07:39:59 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry. Try Amazon.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 08:36:41 ago (+5/-0)

as if I didnt already ($29.95)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 08:38:08 ago (+4/-1)

from the reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars This foot led me to Christ.
Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2020
Verified Purchase
This is the most important purchase I have ever made on Amazon. This changed my life and could change yours too. This foot helped me to find Jesus. It was a beacon of hope in my wayward and sinful life. Praise be to the foot! Praise be!
61 people found this helpful

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 11:25:53 ago (+2/-0)

The moment of clarity after realizing one has become a foot fucker.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 13:20:34 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine having post-rubberfootpussynut clarity..

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 08:26:44 ago (+4/-0)

Is that a pocket pussy shaped like a foot? The degenerate in me says, "I gotta have one!" but the evil white supremacist domestic terrorist in me says "gas them all!"

mmm, choices.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 12:52:16 ago (+2/-0)

Yea, I say gas the kikes that sell them, the chinks that make them, and the degenerate fucks that buy them.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 12:55:56 ago (+2/-0)

It's like you're Hitler, Pol Pot and Mussolini all rolled into one! It's the trifecta.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 10:29:13 ago (+4/-0)

...and TheBigGuyFromQueens has a collection of shoes to fit the feet.

Why did I start googling it?

They also have a vagina ankle

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 13:57:12 ago (+1/-0)

It makes me sick to weigh the pro/cons of the two foot pussies, but I must. Vagina ankle is the superior design. Foot fetish freaks get a better view of the foot as they fuck it. And isn’t that what it’s all about?

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 07:38:44 ago (+3/-0)

Proof the Holohoax occurred. All these jew feet, piled up.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 09:02:44 ago (+3/-0)

Footfags get the rope

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 10:04:50 ago (+2/-0)

Needs painted toe nails or it's just a dudes foot.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 10:16:41 ago (+2/-0)

What do you do for a living?

‘Well, I manufacture synthetic human feet.’

Oh, for use by people that have lost a foot?

‘Yes, they can fuck them too.’

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 10:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

If you're into feet, surely you'd want feet and not a pussy on them? And a bit smoother and nicer? If I compare a foot to a hand, I prefer them soft, smoothe, not veiny and bony. No fatties tho.

This just feels weird on multiple levels.

And the weirdest of all, this still feels so tame and almost normal by judeo-modern standards.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 11:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

The whole foot is too cumbersome.
When killing commies just collect an ear.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 22, 2023 13:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao, any of you watch Mr.inbetween? Reminds me of a funny scene in it.