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Looking for masturbation machine

submitted by correctness to Hiddenlol 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 20:59:17 ago (+41/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] x0x7 7 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 21:25:07 ago (+7/-0)

If I was a smart man I’d sell an item on Amazon called Jerkocaust. With striking white lettering on purple where the lettering is jizz. You all would buy it just for the novelty.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 00:43:30 ago (+1/-0)*

Waste of bytes, but here you go. best I can do on short notice.
https://pic8.co/sh/eeoorR.png

That'll be three fiddy for the design service.

edit: the little missing bit of the top of the 'T' is bothering me.

edit:
How a kike would probably do it:

1. purchase used dildos, extra large

2. use hot iron to bore hole through rubber dong. bingo! female sex toy becomes a male sex toy

3. rebrand using a laser wood cutter.

4. list online as 'new'.

5. ???

6. [s]profit!!!![s/] Arbitrage!!1

edit: formatting doesn't work. this is obviously anudda shoah.

[ - ] Sheeeeit 5 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 23:52:15 ago (+5/-0)

These outlandish holocaust stories are such an underappreciated and largely unnoticed window into the jewish mind. All these purported torture and execution techniques, as impractical and impossible and ridiculous as they are, could only be dreamed in a truly sick and perverted mind. The kind of mind within which swirls a chaotic miasma of envy, rage, hate, pain, and deviant sexual proclivities, all mixing together into one horrifying manifestation of the worst that humankind has to offer.

The sheer cartoonish ridiculousness and impracticality of these supposed methods of execution, in addition to defying all common sense and everything we know about the Germans' dedication to efficiency and meticulous record-keeping, virtually obliges the intellectually honest, critical thinker to reject fully and unequivocally all of the claims made about what we have come to refer to as the "holocaust".

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 02:41:07 ago (+1/-0)*

Some say they have a lopsided intellect, perhaps so; perhaps that explains it.

The stories they make, like the forty baby heads, at first seems inflammatory and then retarded. Like smolleting.

Then the missile that hit the Christian Hospital - it was obviously not hamas tech.

hamas isn't all Palestinians, yet they claimed they wanted to genocide them all, it seems excessive.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 09:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

The sheer cartoonish ridiculousness and impracticality of these supposed methods of execution

Because truth is just another lie to them. Their "verbal IQ" is simply that they cannot imagine things as they are. So they just use words, any words, like a magic incantation, until they get what they want. It's literally magical thinking.

They cannot picture in their mind how a machine will work. Even something as simple as a box-cart. And so they string words together until you get holo-costers and expect everyone to believe them. The actual workings of a machine is pure fucking magic to them.

An important part of the IQ test is to be able to simulate things in you mind. They like to use shape manipulation tests and such for this. If you can imagine an apple, and what it might look like on the other side of the apple, you have above-average intellect. At least in our mud-diluted nations. In a White ethno-state just about everyone should be able to simulate the other side of objects.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 01:59:51 ago (+3/-0)

Plenty of time and opportunity when fighting a world war on two fronts to fuck around with masturbating machines.

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 23:42:15 ago (+2/-0)

All jews are perverts.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 21:20:41 ago (+2/-0)

probly anne frank used one of these too

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 22:33:17 ago (+3/-0)

Evil nazi bean flicking machine?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 00:54:29 ago (+3/-0)

Her dad basically wrote a fan fic of his daughter being a closeted (lol) carpet muncher.

That's fuckin perverse by any standards.

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 01:12:42 ago (+3/-0)

It's ok, he paid another guy to write spank material about his daughter then stiffed him on the bill. The Talmud is fine with this.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 00:52:32 ago (+2/-0)

She was just spelunking.
Dark and dark were those caverns. The smell of mackerel and wet bread permeated our clothing and nostrils.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 05:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

The smell of mackerel and wet bread

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 05:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

Masturbation machine technology was so advanced that soviets took all of it with them. Later these machines became a stepping stone in soviet space program. True story. Poor Belka and Strelka :(

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2023 02:35:30 ago (+1/-0)

How do you get masturbated to death?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 21:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

I was wondering how long it'd take them to start claiming this attack is like 6 million masturbation machines!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 21:25:42 ago (+3/-0)

I was wondering how long it'd take them to start claiming this attack is like 6 million masturbation machines!


oy vey that's antisemitic

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 21:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

Would be interesting to find antisemitic porn.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2023 22:15:46 ago (+2/-0)

Does stalag fiction count? It’s all produced by jews for jews.