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A 100lbs Japanese lumberjack

submitted by Rotteuxx to whatever 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 14:39:43 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/gvot69.mp4



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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 31 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 15:27:14 ago (+31/-0)

Most bugs can lift 10-50x their own body weight.

[ - ] Belfuro 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:17:13 ago (+6/-0)

She's not a lumberjack without the camera present.

[ - ] prototype 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 00:53:58 ago (+2/-0)*

She's not a lumberjack without the camera present.

It's like that cat-in-a-box experiment, both alive and dead until you turn off the camera.
schordingers quantum lumberjack:

Both cutting wood and not cutting wood until you look and realize her pussy is sideways and she has nothing to do with being a lumberjack.

Contemplating the quantum lumberjack is a branch of navel gazing, as confirmed by the video starting with a picture of her midriff. See also "camwhoring", "tiktok", ファンだけ。, and "lumber, jacking" for more.

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https://pic8.co/sh/kDr2HD.jpg

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=w88Sm8D1VEc

[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 16:35:27 ago (+4/-0)

Because gravity doesn't mean much at that size. Most bugs would instantly die under their own weight if they were half the size of humans.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:55:45 ago (+3/-0)

It's the cross-sectional strength. At 1/10 the size the cross-section is 1/100th the material but the weight is only 1/1000. So a 1/10 size human would be 10x stronger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

Some say that about ants

[ - ] HelenHighwater 15 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 15:50:13 ago (+15/-0)

The wood is probably Paulownia. It is very lightweight. Good for chests, dressers, etc.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:55:31 ago (+3/-0)

It is very lightweight

Considering how fast she hammered that stay into the wood with a fucking knife, yeah it's probably very lightweight.

Even if it wasn't, I was just thinking how much easier it would be to just lift the things onto my shoulders and walk to a sledge.

[ - ] Inward 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:36:05 ago (+6/-0)

I was thinking how a White man would have built a cart or something to avoid carrying them two at a time.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:29:51 ago (+1/-0)*

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 22, 2023 13:11:42 ago (+0/-0)

Funny, an evolution can be seen where that wooden cart really would be a first inclination. Then when lifting a large log onto it, the thought would occur that a machine was needed to lift it. Then the log arch was made and wheels were put under it, renoving the need for the first cart altogether.

Niggers in Africa never developed a wheel.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

We awl knoe deyt bish needa chest gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:00:35 ago (+6/-0)

American woman used to be useful.

[ - ] absurdlyobfuscated 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:02:18 ago (+6/-0)

I feel sorry for her spine. :(

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 20:21:18 ago (+5/-0)

Her back is straight & the logs center of gravity is right above her arse. Most of the weight isn't crushing her disks, it goes straight down her legs.

Her knees will probably be shot before having back problems.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:08:55 ago (+2/-0)

Things you can say about most jobs, she wouldnt be too much better off doing niponese 14 hour office days.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:35:56 ago (+6/-2)

Reasonably cute for a bug. Guess that makes two of us packing big wood
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[ - ] observation1 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 16:40:24 ago (+4/-0)

does the clip end there because thats where she sets it down?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:13:12 ago (+6/-0)

yes

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 16:39:50 ago (+4/-0)

I did not expect to see Trumpman1488's sister-in-law today.

What about the Canadian Lesbian lumberjack?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 19:23:04 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:03:42 ago (+2/-0)

She wasn't sucking the wood. I don't see the problem.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:16:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:39:26 ago (+0/-0)

That girl need a fire built under her.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:41:39 ago (+3/-0)

There was about 3 parts during that process where I saw that she was struggling pretty bad. She's probably done this a lot, but the parts where she's required to use her physical strength are still putting too heavy of a burden on her. She's probably going to be really prone to injury in a few years providing she does this consistently every week.

For a second, I had a flash of the women in the Caesar's Camp in Fallout: New Vegas, moving around nearly 3x their own body weight and being forced to do it all day.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 15:40:33 ago (+4/-1)

she was taught how to do that by a man, just for this short clip

[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 16:35:09 ago (+8/-1)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 22:57:07 ago (+2/-0)

In 10 years she won't be able to walk.
Cartilage destruction is not immediate.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 15:50:56 ago (+2/-0)

@Trumpman1488 the chink-loving race traitor is in love. Oh, sorry, he's permanently banned, haha! Isn't that right, @NukeAmerica?

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 16:25:55 ago (+2/-0)

Why do you keep insinuating thats my alt? Take your meds, schizoid.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 04:17:31 ago (+1/-0)

she can squeeze your dick out of existence

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 23:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

I'd let her handle my wood

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 23:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

Was that the B-52s?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 23:16:43 ago (+0/-0)

Damn! That gave me yellow fever!

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 15:48:08 ago (+2/-1)

I wonder over what distance they walk.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 19:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

Nice cameltoe.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:36:21 ago (+1/-1)

Wood achieved!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:28:37 ago (+2/-2)

I'd wouldn't let her jack my lumber. Imagine how rough those tiny hands would be. It'd be like getting a hand job from a 40 year old steel worker with dwarfism. Miss me with that gay shit.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:08:15 ago (+1/-1)

Hey try it before you knock.

[ - ] Localuser 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 16:19:25 ago (+0/-0)

Why are they wearing dress clothes? Shouldn’t they wear lumberjack clothes for these activities?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 19:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

What’s they?

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 20:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

Them

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:05:14 ago (+0/-0)

You people.

[ - ] HeyJames -1 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 19:37:44 ago (+0/-1)

Why do voat geeks worship female chinks? Such a piss poor loser mentality

[ - ] SirNiggsalot -1 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:23:34 ago (+2/-3)

I'm so fucking horny after watching that !
I bet she could pull a plow if the mule took sick

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 17:16:20 ago (+1/-3)

I would drink her bath water

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 18:10:09 ago (+3/-0)

Well since nips usually shower before going into the bathtub you'd be better off than drinking anyone elses I assume.

(still a fucking degen)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 19:15:57 ago (+0/-0)

That’s strange. Why do they do that? Is it the communal hot bath?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 07:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yes thats part of it, bath are for to relax in and that habit stuck around from communal baths.

Its alway funny when a nip in the west floods the host families bath because they are used to shower outside the bathtub.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 11:48:56 ago (+0/-0)

I never knew this! Pretty funny

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 20, 2023 21:06:23 ago (+0/-0)

Miso soup?

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 21, 2023 04:19:00 ago (+0/-0)

fuckin simp