×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
0

Need help with something

submitted by deleted to AskGoats 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:44:43 ago (+1/-1)     (AskGoats)

deleted


19 comments block


[ - ] TankTinker 1 point 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 22:05:03 ago (+1/-0)*

https://i.postimg.cc/T3B3sT15/giphy.gif

Build Your Own Nuke - From the armaments of shot down attack helicopters or from spent ordinance recovered at battle sites find Depleted Uranium rounds, acquire redundant 175 mm High Explosive artillery shells then reduce the captured DU to swart with a lathe, remove the fuse and base plate from the shells and drill holes into the HE.

https://i.postimg.cc/nr9d0KPD/Your-Own-Nuke.jpg

In an argon purged environment to prevent the DU swart from spontaneously combusting, pack it into the drill holes then replace the base plate, fit the primer and detonator and voila a home made nuke .. reason the tremendous heat and pressure generated when the HE detonates inside the artillery shell case enriches the DU and precipitates a nuclear blast.

[ - ] paul_neeri [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 22:10:32 ago (+0/-0)

Based! Thank you!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 22:15:39 ago (+0/-0)

Human remains should be dismantled, then flushed down the toilet. Law enforcement has no authority over plumbing.

Follow the standard recipe for jenkem: about ten pounds of urine & feces will do. The elites don’t want you to know this; but any urine & feces will suffice.

Add ten pounds of charcoal, 4 cups of ammonia, 2 cups of chlorine bleach, 10 books of matches, and twenty pounds of white pure cane sugar.

Then, call your local FBI branch and submit a formal request for uranium, plutonium & liquid hydrogen. ATF used to be in charge of this stuff, until Waco. Ducking Reno!

Be sure to be wearing clothing when they knock. They’ll take you to their special bomb making facility in yer drawers. They’ll pretend to take you into custody; but that’s all for show.

Memorize Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.”

You’ll be so FAMOUS.

We’re jealous.

Remember:

WWDJTD?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:52:55 ago (+0/-0)

Antifa avoided me in 2019? They are the ultimate rascists. A group of black guys called them kk and they got scared. I laughed. Hard.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:51:11 ago (+0/-0)

Neo vagina ?

Like Neo the matrix?

Neo vagina ... but can it bend a spoon with its mind?

[ - ] paul_neeri [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

Gowithit, that is not funny. Please stop being transphobic and grow as a person. That was hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

Dead bodies. pshh pussy I have to deal with live ones

[ - ] paul_neeri [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:56:47 ago (+0/-0)

Gowithit. Please conduct all your thoughts and comments into just one post please, you seem, frantic! Have you been drinking Franzia again? I know PostWallHelena can be a bad influence!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:49:28 ago (+0/-0)

Breaking bad was a thing.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

because I don't have free healthcare!

Have you tried being the right color brown?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:55:58 ago (+1/-0)

Have you tried being the right color brown?

Begging your pardon, madam. Is there a right one?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:58:48 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. for the "free" things he's wanting there is.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 22:04:24 ago (+0/-0)

You make a good point there.

[ - ] paul_neeri [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

And the nazi shows up right on que. Fuck off nazi!

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 22:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

It's "cue", not "que".

Perhaps you were trying to speak beaner with Juanita?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 22:06:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] paul_neeri [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:49:54 ago (+0/-0)

I'm white but I don't know what you mean.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:53:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah... theres no proof of that.

Send dick pick to green saint and he'll verify it.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 21:54:53 ago (+0/-0)

BUt have you tried being the "right" color brown? It works for them. Free everry...thang.