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We're All Screwed Now

submitted by Panic to Space 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:07:58 ago (+6/-2)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2023/10/17/devil-comet-bigger-than-mount-everest-now-heading-to-earth/

The iceball cometh.

As if things didn’t seem apocalyptic enough already, scientists reported that a “horned” comet three times bigger than Mount Everest exploded and is hurtling toward Earth.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:10:05 ago (+8/-0)

Finally!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:19:05 ago (+7/-0)

It'll probably land in the middle of the Pacific like a fag.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 17:48:30 ago (+2/-0)

Hopefully it lands in the Mediterranean sea, say, somewhere a bit south of Cyprus.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 6 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 17:02:15 ago (+6/-0)

I hate when articles say the same goddamn things like 4 times just to get enough words in

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 6 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:22:47 ago (+6/-0)

I hope it lands smack on top of Tel-Aviv.

[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 17:28:50 ago (+4/-0)

Thank god it's made of ice. That will cool off global warming and save us from the engineered water crisis.

[ - ] Boyakasha 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 18:28:38 ago (+2/-0)

I’ve been praying to Jesus to send the meteor and to smite Jewish faggotry for good. Fuck this gay earth.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 19:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

christ that is horrily written

it just jumps into a callback in the second sentence wthout giving a reference in the first. stopped reading then

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 19:10:09 ago (+1/-0)

Good. I hope it hits israel and many other jewish areas and also wipes out all the niggers and beaners amen comet cometh!

[ - ] Version6 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 18:20:07 ago (+1/-0)

Greenland

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 17:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

It's not predicted to hit the Earth. Article is clickbait shiite.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

Did a nigger write that article? wtf

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 10:07:07 ago (+0/-0)

nypost... ie: probably

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:11:53 ago (+1/-0)

Bitchin

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2023 03:17:10 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent, bring it on!!.