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How to deal with dulcima when she gets angry

submitted by big_fat_dangus to femcels 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 14:12:32 ago (+15/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Ask her if she's on her period for extra calming effect. @dulcima


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[ - ] con77 4 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 15:12:53 ago (+4/-0)

I pulled my ball sack out the leg of my shorts and said " dulcy look! I sat in gum!".
She laughed.
We drank margaritas.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 23:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

I must have been too drunk to remember.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2023 20:42:22 ago (+0/-0)

You got a little sloppy after the 8th margarita

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 15:06:40 ago (+3/-0)

You could try telling her that it is probably hormones. That works fairly well, so I've heard.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:36:56 ago (+1/-0)

I even wear my hair like that. You beast.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:51:54 ago (+0/-0)

NGL I am partial to shordies with their hair up.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 17:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

One of the worst things you can say to a woman. Calm down. Chill. Take a chill pill. Calms your tits. It makes it exponentially worse

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2023 01:43:28 ago (+0/-0)

Well yeah, if you all that shit.

[ - ] beece 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 15:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

Don't know why you would denigrate a poster like dulcima as her posts tend to be excellent. Whereas your's, Dangus, often display some inert mental illness/hate towards females.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 16:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

Get emotional, beece.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 15:51:46 ago (+0/-0)

does this work?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 15:53:43 ago (+2/-0)

depends on what your end goal would be.