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Where the fuck is my sandwich?

submitted by goatfugee12 to whatever 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 10:26:57 ago (+6/-2)     (whatever)

Seriously has any1 seen the crazy cat lady? It's been like a month since I have seen her comment... Did someone explain to her the url changed? Maybe she is still typing in voat/talk and doesn't understand it changed to upgoat? We have to explain these things she is just a woman.

Did dangus finally dox her? Think she drowned in a mouthful of franzia vomit? Do you think her cats ate her?

I miss reading "but men do it too" every day.

Also have we decided if Monica is an upgrade to helena or if its just a dude larping?


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[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:23:00 ago (+4/-0)

Monica is a play on words of Mah Nigga. He now doesn't like his username, haha.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:25:04 ago (+0/-0)

better than gaydragon

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 14:23:22 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe he should transition back to male.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:01:00 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 14:11:14 ago (+2/-0)

implying Helena is even remotely attractive

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 12:03:35 ago (+2/-0)

She's in a very exclusive rehab that only treats Franzia hags with bingo wings. I'm told it's going... poorly.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 14:24:16 ago (+1/-0)

If Helena made sandwiches, she'd have found a husband at some point.

[ - ] Questionable_2 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

Monica is an upgrade pm her for pics of bobs an vagene.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 10:38:38 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] goatfugee12 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 15:08:58 ago (+1/-0)

no point, she has less eggs than a vegan omelette.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 22:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

Reading her last few comments, seems like she got tired of the shit and fucked off.

Maybe @postwallhelena will see this and say something.