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The manlet shakedown

submitted by big_fat_dangus to manlets 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 04:07:49 ago (+11/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] carnold03 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2023 11:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

Hoe-flation comes in many forms.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 10:06:36 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, she sets a standard equivalent to the 96th percentile for US males, and if you don't meet that, you have to pay for her to consider you.

She had better be a fucking 10.5.

Anybody who tries to date her in spite of this is hopeless. That's like saying a Jewess could pay me $10 to be attracted to her. It's just $10 she gets in addition to whatever you pay for her to eat that night. Wait. . .she also set a minimum expenditure for a date, and it looks like it is outside of your range: please adjust your range to continue.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 13:44:21 ago (+3/-0)

That's like saying a Jewess could pay me $10 to be attracted to her.

$10? What do you need $5 for? I'm not good enough for you?

I can't believe the nerve on this goy asking me for $1!

You'll be hearing from my lawyer about the $50 you owe me!

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 14:26:19 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 12:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

Does it go the opposite way?

“Sorry, John has set a BMI limit of 20 and it looks like you don’t qualify. Override for $9.99?”

If it doesn’t go both ways, I actually see a lawsuit there. Someone should pursue this.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 12:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

I had a cop smartass me a while back and he was this short little 5ft tall manlet with a BIG chip on his shoulder and I asked him right to his face how the fuck he was allowed to become a cop at only 5ft tall. I told him I should ask his supervisor why they hire anyone under 6ft tall. My final words to him was that I don't think anyone under 5' 6" should even be allowed to own a gun or drive.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:18:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 11:11:17 ago (+0/-0)

I thought all these millennial cunts were for equality?

When and Who the fuck taught them everyone is a fucking NPC? What happened to the uniqueness of everyone? NO WHERE in the universe is Equality good.