Lol- sure….. Final Texts of Israeli American Family of Six Murdered by Hamas-“They’re Here. They’re Burning Us. We’re Suffocating,” - Upgoat

Lol- sure….. Final Texts of Israeli American Family of Six Murdered by Hamas-“They’re Here. They’re Burning Us. We’re Suffocating,”
submitted by Steelerfish to fakenews 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 15:52:33 ago (+27/-0) (www.thegatewaypundit.com)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/10/final-texts-israeli-american-family-six-murdered-hamas/

Followed by..
“Ouch, it burns”
“OMG, I can’t breathe”
“I’m losing consciousness”
“Aarrgggggg, gasp…. I’m dead”
And finally…
“Please donate to the Israeli LGBTQP relief fund”

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[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 16:08:27 ago (+8/-0)

They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums, in the deep. We cannot get out. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 17:19:55 ago (+5/-0)

I once dated a crazy bitch that was supposedly writing me a letter when she heard someone break into her apartment. She narrated every thought as he prowled closer to her door like a Stephen King novel. It was about ten pages, front and back. I read it and asked, ‘why didn’t you crawl out the window and run off? That made her mad…

No one but fantasy prone idiots document their eminent destruction! It’s not real.

And then I fucked her.

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 17:27:25 ago (+1/-0)

Did you put it in her butt? I would have put it in her butt.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 17:40:21 ago (+4/-0)

Eventually, yes. I had to stare at a poster of Ralph Macchio wearing a Japanese headband the whole time.. it didn’t help, but I was able to finish.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 19:56:46 ago (+1/-0)

Well done, Danielson.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 15:58:27 ago (+2/-0)

https://youtu.be/RhOht9t0zSU?t=25

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 19:51:29 ago (+1/-0)

A kibbutz is a settlement on land stolen from Palestinians.

Usually they killed 9r hurt the Palestinians before stealing their land.

They bulldozed their homes. They poured cement down there water wells. They plowed over their olive or fig trees.

They settlers need "safe rooms" because they are on stolen land and they are hated.

If you need a safe room you are probably doing something wrong.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 16:22:20 ago (+1/-0)

It amazes me how people fall for the most ridiculous propaganda jews crank out.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2023 16:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

Good.

[ - ] ChunkyChicken 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 17:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps it was dictating?

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