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Bought a body fat scale to measure my weightloss progress, only to learn it requires an app that slurps all my date. I

submitted by Aze to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 22:04:59 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

It does NOT need to know my location or have access to my phone contacts, my pics folder, and my camera in order to enable the body fat display. All it should need is a small app that allows me to input my age, gender, hight.

I am very resistant to just caving and allowing this fucker to have everything on my phone, not that the feds don't allready know who I am of course, just on principle.

What do?


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[ - ] Feelslikeclownworld 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 22:42:36 ago (+4/-0)

Send that piece of shit back, and add some shit of your own to send a message.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 02:03:32 ago (+3/-1)

This is the problem I have with those stupid Fitbits and "Health Apps", etc.

Look, either you're working out and eating clean, like how @Trope describes below, or YOU'RE NOT. Unless it's programmed to zap you, take that "smart"watch off and put down the Chips A'Goy cookies.

Don't try and sugarcoat it, 'cuz you'll eat that, too!

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 00:58:01 ago (+3/-1)

Eat only beef, salt, and water. Try not to over eat. Fast often.

You're welcome!

[ - ] Aze [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 02:03:22 ago (+3/-0)

... sigh... I didn't ask for dieting advice... my current diet/exercise program is working perfectly well.

Thanks for trying anyway, I assume your trying to help.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 08:50:04 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 22:15:29 ago (+2/-0)

Seriously, an app for this? Think for yourself man.

[ - ] Aze [op] 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 22:20:06 ago (+4/-0)

My point exactly, I didn't read anything about an app when I bought it. It has a display built into the screen for body fat, why does it need to link to my phone?

Don't answer that, I already know.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 00:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it’s why I don’t mess with any of that. No apps for me. My favorite one I hear about is the shooting app for practice with an unloaded gun in your living room. Great, now they can see who is a viable threat due to advanced shooting skills.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 08:54:36 ago (+2/-0)

Wow! The lengths these fuckers will go to

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 01:19:45 ago (+0/-0)

just eat less and exercise. its not hard

[ - ] Aze [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 02:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

.... this wasn't what I asked...

For the record I am already doing that, its working perfectly, I just wanted to track my progress.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 08:48:04 ago (+0/-0)

Return it

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 02:39:44 ago (+0/-0)

good thing you don't have any dates

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 23:08:03 ago (+0/-0)

Consume!! Consume!!! Then get ready for next product!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 23:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

Which one so I don't buy it?

[ - ] Aze [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 23:44:15 ago (+0/-0)

B-well body fat scale.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 00:31:00 ago (+0/-0)

I was looking at a thing I think was called Skulpt. And supposedly it's as accurate as the measurement with calipers except you can do it yourself easily.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim -3 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 03:33:30 ago (+0/-3)

Oh no the matrix is gonna figure out how much of a fat goy you are. They already have all your info retard. Just use the app

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 08:53:07 ago (+2/-0)

You are really retarded. I bet you have alrxa, siri, and every spy machine up your wazoo like a good dumb slave.

Oh wait, I just noticed your name