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Updated Cologne List (Ranked)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Haberdashery 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 09:21:41 ago (+6/-4)     (Haberdashery)

Current Colognes

1. Tom Ford Noir Extreme
2. Gaultier Ultra Male
3. Parfums De Marly Herod
4. Armani Code Absolu
5. Parfums De Marly Layton
6. Afnan Turathi Brown
7. Bleu De Chanel
8. Acqua Di Parma
9. Dior Homme Intense
10. Acqua Di Gio Profumo
11. Terre D’Hermes Pure Parfum
12. Givenchy Pi
13. Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme
14. Carolina Herrera CH Men
15. Parfums De Marly Percival
16. Reyane Tradition Insurrection Wild 2
17. John Varvatos
18. Chanel Egoiste Platinum
19. Azzaro The Most Wanted Parfum
20. Armaf Club Nuit Intense Man
21. Terre D’Hermes Eau Givree
22. Dolce and Gabbana The One
23. Gaultier Le Beau
24. Emporio Armani Stronger With You Intensely
25. Versace Eros
26. YSL La Nuit De L’Homme
27. Lapidus
28. Evoke Midnight Edition
29. Issey Miyake L’eau D’Issey Pour Homme Intense
30. Issey Miyake L’eau D’Issey Pour Homme
31. Bijan Men
32. Afnan Turathi Blue
33. Davidoff Cool Water Intense
34. Tom Ford Grey Vetiver
35. Givenchy Gentleman
36. Blu Atlas Atlantis
37. Versace Blue Jeans
38. Paul Sebastian
39. Marc Jacobs
40. Polo Green
41. Paco Rabanne XS Night
42. Calvin Klein Obsession
43. Facconable Stripe
44. YSL Y Eau De Parfum
45. Lacoste Men 12.12.12
46. Gaultier Scandal EDT
47. Armani Mania
48. Calvin Klein Eternity
49. Nautica Voyage
50. Bulgari Aqua
51. Lapidus Altimir
52. Lapidus Lui
53. Drakkar Noir
54. Nafaeis Al Shaghief
55. Boucheron Pour Homme
56. Iceberg Effusion
57. Bentley Intense Man

Tier 1 (1-10) Must Have
Tier 2 (11-20) Often used—Like very much
Tier 3 (21-33) Solid in rotation
Tier 4 (34-49) Respectable—used infrequently
Tier 5 (50-57) Don’t bother. Get most of 1-50 first



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[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 15, 2023 06:41:33 ago (+0/-0)*

Don't wear cologne much if at all these days, but a good cheap one was Fujiyama, smelled clean and women always complimented my scent, was a definite icebreaker at times. Not overpowering at all.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 16, 2023 04:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

I just google that and it is a clone of a cologne I already own: Issey Miyake Pour Homme Intense.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 17, 2023 05:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

Good to know.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 15:31:37 ago (+1/-0)

If you mix them all together you will become irresistible.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 12:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

Now you smell all woggy!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 11:29:54 ago (+1/-0)

I use solid cologne from Viking Revolution. The sandalwood is my favorite, I get compliments every time I wear it, but the Clarey Sage is really nice too.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 14:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

I’ll try to remember to check it out. I love Sandalwood, but I dislike Sage.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 11:05:36 ago (+2/-0)

I'm good with my own natural pheromones with a splash of my own natural testosterone.
The women I encounter seem to agree.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 12:55:07 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, but you pay them, so they'd better say something nice!!

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 13:59:04 ago (+1/-0)

I've never paid for it - with cash directly.
I've paid plenty for the collateral damage to body and soul.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 14:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

Haven't we all!
You'd think they'd show a bit more gratitude sometimes...

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 14:12:48 ago (+1/-0)

Gratitude is a characteristic of the Y chromosome.
Those who have XX are incapable.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 10:29:21 ago (+1/-0)

Just how homosexual does one have to be to get all into this? Sheesh.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 12:48:06 ago (+2/-0)

Extremely Homosexual.

It's a feminine mentality. I blame the seed oils BFGFQ chugs down on the daily.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 10:06:13 ago (+1/-0)

Stopped adding smelly liquids by age 20. Nobody cares and some are put off by such things. Same for perfume on women.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 12:39:25 ago (+1/-0)

Some years ago there was a women's scent sold at the GAP (not kidding) that was so subtle it was almost unnoticeable. Smelled like fresh air.
You had to get close to smell it, which was always my plan anyway.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 15:21:07 ago (+0/-0)*

I have two Old Navy scents that I forgot to add. One is Sea Salt and Fig which has to go high up on my list and the other is Marine Water and Driftwood. Might be one of those. Thanks for reminding me. They come in shitty, little 1-ounce bottles and I forgot to count them when I was making my list.

EDIT:

Updated list with some ranking changes:


1. Tom Ford Noir Extreme
2. Gaultier Ultra Male
3. Parfums De Marly Herod
4. Armani Code Absolu
5. Parfums De Marly Layton
6. Afnan Turathi Brown
7. Acqua Di Parma
8. Bleu De Chanel
9. Dior Homme Intense
10. Acqua Di Gio Profumo
11. Terre D’Hermes Pure Parfum
12. Givenchy Pi
13. Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme
14. Carolina Herrera CH Men
15. Reyane Tradition Insurrection Wild 2
16. Parfums De Marly Percival
17. John Varvatos
18. Chanel Egoiste Platinum
19. Azzaro The Most Wanted Parfum
20. Armaf Club Nuit Intense Man
21. Afnan Turathi Blue
22. Terre D’Hermes Eau Givree
23. Dolce and Gabbana The One
24. Old Navy Sea Salt and Fig
25. Gaultier Le Beau
26. Emporio Armani Stronger With You Intensely
27. Versace Eros
28. YSL La Nuit De L’Homme
29. Lapidus
30. Davidoff Cool Water Intense
31. Evoke Midnight Edition
32. Issey Miyake L’eau D’Issey Pour Homme Intense
33. Issey Miyake L’eau D’Issey Pour Homme
34. Bijan Men
35. Givenchy Gentleman
36. Versace Blue Jeans
37. Tom Ford Grey Vetiver
38. Blu Atlas Atlantis
39. Paco Rabanne XS Night
40. Paul Sebastian
41. Marc Jacobs
42. Polo Green
43. Facconable Stripe
44. Lacoste Men 12.12.12
45. Calvin Klein Obsession
46. YSL Y Eau De Parfum
47. Armani Mania
48. Gaultier Scandal EDT
49. Calvin Klein Eternity
50. Nautica Voyage
51. Bvlgari Aqua
52. Nafaeis Al Shaghief
53. Drakkar Noir
54. Lapidus Altimir
55. Lapidus Lui
56. Old Navy Marine Water and Driftwood
57. Boucheron Pour Homme
58. Iceberg Effusion
59. Bentley Intense Man

Tier 1 (1-11) Must Have
Tier 2 (12-21) Often used—Like very much
Tier 3 (22-34) Solid in rotation
Tier 4 (35-51) Respectable—used infrequently
Tier 5 (52-59) Don’t bother. Get most of 1-50 first


[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 15:43:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 09:52:54 ago (+3/-1)

Old Spice is not even on this list. what a fag

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 09:30:13 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting list.