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Shut the Fuck Up Friday

submitted by Robhere to whatever 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 11:28:05 ago (+26/-1)     (gab.com)

https://gab.com/GABAGOOLz/posts/111228285476114093

Shut the fuck up


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 11:38:11 ago (+6/-0)

Metallica has gotten so bad, James Hetfield is doing public service announcements now.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 13:14:32 ago (+2/-0)

Their second and third albums were the only great Thrash albums. Black Label was decent rock. Never was a huge fan, and hated them after the Napster debacle.

Edit: Is that actually Hetfield in that link?

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 13:38:28 ago (+1/-0)

Remember limewire? I miss limewire. Piratebay is cool though. It was nice having it all in one place though.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 13:48:07 ago (+1/-0)

Limewire and Kazaa Lite were great. I miss the old private torrent trackers the most though.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 21:27:30 ago (+0/-0)

No, that’s not him, just another goatee wearing faggot.
I like their first three albums, the only three I’ve ever owned. Fuck that black album, gay as fuck, total commercial shit, as is noted by it being their best selling album.
Did you know, Master was the first metal album to sell a million copies without any airplay and/or MTV exposure?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 02:25:05 ago (+0/-0)*

Their first was a bit too raw. Bought RtL and MoP, did not buy Black Album but won't tell someone to shut it off if it's playing; for commercial rock, it's far from horrible. Still won't go out of my way to listen to it. It does chap my ass when people call it metal, though. Did not know that about MoP.

As for metal gatekeeping and snobbery, that's one of my favorite games! Let's play! Here are my 2023 AoTY candidates, and yes, I actually purchased all of these:

1. Antrisch - Expedition II: Die Passage
2. Dymna Lotva - Under the Black Wing's Blood
3. Saturnus - The Storm Within
4. Leiþa - Reue
5. ...And Oceans - As in Gardens, so in Tombs

2023 has been an interesting year in metal. Many newcomers with strong openings, some absolutely weird shit, emotions run wild, and more and more and more of depressive black metal upstarts that suck ass than ever before. Not a particularly great year, but there are some real standouts... espcially for the really weird, off-the-wall stuff like that Trollfest flamingo album and that weirdass Panda Kingdom... thing... that came out.

Edit: Fixed a misspelling and wanted to take this opportunity to REALLY ramble about a few things as well as clarify that Black Album is not trash just because of comerciallism; it's fine- it's what became of the band because of it that is the culprit of their asshattery. There are far worse examples in metal. For example: Paradise Lost... Oh my God! What a travesty. A fringe Doom metal band of the so-called Peaceville Three that tried to go commercial and failed in the most cringy of ways. THAT was bad. Metallica at least succeeded in their embracing of jew-media.

...And Oceans' album is liable to be kicked off my top five AoTY list after catching up on unheard media or waiting until year's end; it's very similar to their old shit (in terms of being frenetic and being exhausting to listen to)- just more refined and a surprise return. Saturnus is in the same boat, but actually a really great release and far more refined than their past media. Still not sold on Jensen's vocal style for their particular brand of Doom. For bands like Ahab (speaking of whom, also released a new album this year, haven't heard it yet), sure, it works there, but theirs? Naaah, never thought so. It's still really great music. Doubt they'll release another album this decade, lol.

Atmospheric Black has clearly replaced Melodic Death Metal of old. That genre's dying gasp was Insomnium and Be'lakor, both of which are middling at best. The days of In Flames and Dark Tranquillity are long gone. Gothic Metal also seems pretty dead, although like MDM, it has incorporated itself fairly well into new offerings. IDK, I feel particularly nostalgic to late 90s and early '00s metal, but the last few years have refined and incorporated elements of what I like into other genres in weird bastards that can't be classified easily (i.e. Melodic/Atmospheric/Gothic/Doomy/Elctronic-infused Black Metal). Black Metal- The most fringe of genres, is really taking off, and it's absorbing styles and shit is becoming whack. In some ways awesome, in most ways horrid.

Edit 2: Of course, Thrash (with the same trappings of the last three decades), Power Metal (albeit even nerdier than ever), and standard Death Metal (still with its retarded gore themes) are still bog standard and still going strong. They're fucking gay. There's a reason I don't bother with those genres any more aside from a few guilty pleasures which I won't mention, so don't ask.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2023 10:48:52 ago (+0/-0)

I have no clue who these bands are you speak of. Im old and don’t go to shows anymore.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 20:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] shitface9000 4 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 12:01:23 ago (+4/-0)

Smoker dude needs to stop

[ - ] Monica 2 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 13:47:16 ago (+2/-0)

Shut the fuck up

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 16:36:30 ago (+2/-0)

Longer and more informative video on the topic of police encounters.

Old but gold. I haven't had any encounters with LE for decades now and still watch this once every year or so.


Don't Talk to the Police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Non-(((jew)))tube link: https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

MP4 mirrors:

https://files.catbox.moe/imyyk0.mp4

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/m3xbtx1l.mp4

https://qu.ax/xlYs.mp4

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 19:58:25 ago (+1/-0)

You can see their fatigue of defending clients who didn't shut the fuck up.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 12:14:33 ago (+1/-0)

Who are these faggots?

[ - ] NamelessOne 0 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 20:46:06 ago (+0/-0)

Someone should do the script for White women and niggers

[ - ] beece 0 points 7 monthsOct 13, 2023 19:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

Love those guys, although some here would discount the message because they are jewish....Don't. The message is righteous and they're good folks.