Whale airlines went into business soon thereafter. They wheel you on a cart over to the livestock scale. The funniest part is that a bell rings when the four-digit result (in lbs.) shows up on the screen. Has any one of these beasts ever asked "does this fat make me look fat?"
TIL that "plus-sized" = 1) morbidly obese, 2) a round ball with holes in it stacked on top of a somewhat larger round ball with holes in it, that the owner can neither reach nor wash.
All of the engineers and designers in the industries that she's trying to "influence" (commercial aircraft designers, architects, etc.) just take one look at this ham planet, do some quick math in their heads and think to themselves:
"Fuck it. By the time we could even begin to make all of the design changes this bitch wants to vehicles and buildings, she'll be dead anyway. Let her screech. She wants to travel? Let her start by walking."
So, let's make the aisles and seats wider. Let's make the hallways wider. Peachy.
Question: If the given internal volume of an aircraft or building is a fixed value, where does the additional space come from?
If you make the aisles and seats wider, then you end up with one large aisle in the middle of the plane and two wide-assed seats on either side of it. That means about half as many seats per plane. That means half as many paying passengers per flight.
Is she prepared for everyone to have to pay twice as much or more for plane travel for her to get what she wants?
What about building design? If they increase the width of the hallways, where does that space come from? The rooms, obviously.
The giant blubber ball is just looking for free shit. Eating that much is an expensive way to live. Not to mention the herculean medical staff's costs.
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She knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQqkB9bb9m8
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All of the engineers and designers in the industries that she's trying to "influence" (commercial aircraft designers, architects, etc.) just take one look at this ham planet, do some quick math in their heads and think to themselves:
"Fuck it. By the time we could even begin to make all of the design changes this bitch wants to vehicles and buildings, she'll be dead anyway. Let her screech. She wants to travel? Let her start by walking."
So, let's make the aisles and seats wider. Let's make the hallways wider. Peachy.
Question: If the given internal volume of an aircraft or building is a fixed value, where does the additional space come from?
If you make the aisles and seats wider, then you end up with one large aisle in the middle of the plane and two wide-assed seats on either side of it. That means about half as many seats per plane. That means half as many paying passengers per flight.
Is she prepared for everyone to have to pay twice as much or more for plane travel for her to get what she wants?
What about building design? If they increase the width of the hallways, where does that space come from? The rooms, obviously.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 04:53:39 ago (+0/-0)