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Pussy Millennial Baby Names

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 7 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:20:52 ago (+13/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Common uninspired baby names popular among young parents:

Brayden, Kayden, Burgen, Keegan, Aiden, Aden, Jayden, Braxton, Meegen, Hayley, Paisley, Jordan.

Did I miss any?


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[ - ] Endo_Aryan 4 points 7 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:32:44 ago (+4/-0)

Riley, Kylie, and all the -lee names but spelled Leigh like Ainsleigh. I'd rather have a Bertha than that.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 08:46:18 ago (+2/-0)

Fffffffffffffffffffffucking "Chesney" - literally the worst goddamn name to ever come out of the UK.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 10:53:56 ago (+0/-0)

Chesney for a girl? Woof. There's a country music singer Kenny Chesney, but who would want to name their little girl that? I don't get the whole masculine names for girls trend. Poor things.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 10:06:21 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed. If it has a -lee, it better be -ie, -ey, or -ee.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 7 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:25:26 ago (+4/-0)

Ahh Gawd, I know someone with a girl named Paisley. This kid is like ten now and her parents are 42-43? Weak. He’s an outdoorsman hunter construction guy too, not really a pussy by that standard.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 7 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:30:10 ago (+4/-0)

Sorry, need to one up you here: I knew a girl who burned coal and named her daughter "Sapphira', after a fictional fucking dragon from a shitty YA fantasy series. Little mongrel is probably 15ish now.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:02:52 ago (+3/-0)

This is why people are allowed to change their names when they turn 18.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:16:43 ago (+1/-0)

What does the girl's father say of her name?🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

Dunno. They were both in one of my gaming circles but I never cared to get to know him. He was a scrawny, nerdy weeb of a nigger. Probably thought the name was a swell idea.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 08:41:49 ago (+2/-0)

Jaxxxsyn
Shardonnay (Yes, spelt Sh not Ch because.... bogans are f'ing retarded)

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 07:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

Peyton, Brantley,

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 04:09:17 ago (+3/-1)

I would've agreed until you said Megan. That's my daughters name you faggot. And I actually wanted that name.

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 09:21:09 ago (+2/-0)

I never listed Megan. Megan is a fairly normal name.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 22:19:47 ago (+0/-0)

Well my wife spelled it Meagan. And you changed what you said. Pffft.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 10:00:19 ago (+1/-0)

Megan/Meghan is whatever.

Motherfucker said MEEGAN. LEARN TO READ FOR FUCK'S SAKE AAAAAHHHHH

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 22:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

He changed it

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 08:04:19 ago (+1/-1)

Well, I guess this is one more example on why boomers don't give a shit about you or your family.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 13:41:49 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus Christ dude, read.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:02:11 ago (+2/-0)

I know a few kids with the names on your list. but lets also throw in

Adorianna and Zayla.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:10:17 ago (+2/-0)

What?
We don’t care about your mexican names

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:35:41 ago (+0/-0)

One of them is white.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 08:14:46 ago (+3/-0)

“White”

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 09:39:13 ago (+1/-0)

Brindon, Braxton, Brundon and Braydon.

Which are real and which did I make up just now?

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 08:07:33 ago (+2/-1)

Hayley is a perfectly good woman's name.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 10:03:02 ago (+1/-0)*

It's a shame that name's been ruined for me because every Hailey/Hayley/whatever I've known has been a total psycho or a total bitch. Often both at the same time.

If I were to have a girl I'd name her something like Blaire, Brianne, Sadie, something like that.

Edit: Upon further thought, Brynne is also an appealing name to me. As is Rhiannon but that's way too close to Rihanna or whatever the nigger "singer" bitch is called.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 18:41:31 ago (+0/-0)

It reminds you of a psycho bitch and you think that's an argument /against/ it being a good woman's name?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 03:25:23 ago (+1/-0)

I came across a girl named, Soliloquy. The kid was white.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

Meagan has been around forever though.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

All that shit sounds a few years old to my ears. I guess they're still young parents.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 10:18:21 ago (+0/-0)

Avery

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 07:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

I had to deal with a boomer named Aiden out west when an investment account got hung up for no reason. Of course he didn't know what he was doing.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 01:04:58 ago (+0/-0)

in my country young parents give their spawn bizarre names, like 'ono', 'zeno' and the like. The names must be 'original' that makes them think they are 'special'

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:18:11 ago (+0/-0)

Keegan is the worst of those. I cannot stand that one.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 7 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:37:33 ago (+0/-0)

John, what the hell is wrong with you? John! Maybe George or Jack. Give your baby a strong name, if he grows up to be a faggot he can change it, but blame yourself for being a single woman.