"If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter." - Upgoat

"If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter."
submitted by carnold03 to Women 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2023 13:35:07 ago (+3/-2) (www.forums.red)
https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/321480/if_you_can_t_pay_for_my_outfit_shoes_nails_toes_wax_lashes

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2023 16:47:17 ago (+0/-0)

Wax? You’re counting unhatched chickens, fat bitch.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2023 17:14:42 ago (+0/-0)

She goes to the gym, presumably to eat.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2023 17:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

The giant Steely Dan fixture pointed toward its fupa really makes this one stand out.