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How is the fat slob Bert Kreishcher famous? : a breakdown

submitted by Trickthegoyim to whatever 1.7 yearsOct 7, 2023 13:49:53 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

On his wikipedia page in early life: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Kreischer

It says the Jewish article commissioner pulled strings to have the writers make a SIX PAGE article promoting Bert as the: "The top partyier at the #1 party school in the country." That's a very subjective subject and obviously drinking and taking your shirt off doesn't make you worthy of a six page rolling stones article....clearly this is either a case of nepotism or Bert's rich parents paid for this article promoting Bert to start his media career. Either way it's nepotism and very suspect. Now everyone on the internet has to be afflicted with this annoying "comedians" presence.


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[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 7, 2023 13:58:02 ago (+0/-0)*

He sucked the right dicks, and spread his cheeks when he was told.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 7, 2023 13:52:33 ago (+1/-1)

The Machine story is funny. Also the bear story.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 7, 2023 15:17:46 ago (+0/-0)

Some dumb story about Bert having a marshmallow in his mouth and interacting with a bear....it's not funny at all (at least to me.) And his Russian "the machine" story seems very fake and exaggerated. Not to mention over used.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 7, 2023 15:20:42 ago (+0/-0)

Never ever listen to a comedian for honesty. Just enjoy the story. Suspension of disbelief is essential. Exaggeration is the root of comedy. Just enjoy it. However, I can understand your perspective, I watch the greatest comedian ever, but I still don’t find Joe Biden funny.