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"Hello fellow kids, we will now conjugate my pronouns."

submitted by allAheadFull to TransgenderAgenda 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 20:58:59 ago (+17/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rcnhi7.mp4



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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 13 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:10:10 ago (+13/-0)

One conjugates verbs. For nouns and pronouns, it's called declension. So one would decline pronouns, e.g., he, him, his, or she, her, her's. Also, there is no "xir" pronoun, and any thing that tries to teach that to children should be disemboweled and set aflame. Although I'm sure you agree with me on that last one.

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 7 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:26:16 ago (+7/-0)*

Thanks I'd never heard of declension. I know they're not actually conjugated, it just reminded me of those Spanish verb tables we had to memorize and I thought it sounded funny. I'm fine with just bludgeoning them, really.

edit: I looked "declension" up, notice definition #3

1. the variation of the form of a noun, pronoun, or adjective, by which its grammatical case, number, and gender are identified.
2. ~
3. a condition of decline or moral deterioration.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:33:35 ago (+4/-0)

No problem. The usage set off my inner pedant, which compelled me to post despite my better nature. Declension in English is easy although inconsistent, Spanish is a bit easier, but German declension is a real booger. It's one of the biggest reasons German is considered a difficult language to learn. Mark Twain had this to say about German declension: "I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective". I studied German for a year, and I can't disagree with the man.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 22:07:10 ago (+4/-0)

should be disemboweled and set aflame.

Agreed.

[ - ] Rob3122 7 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:26:13 ago (+7/-0)

I don't understand why these teachers aren't getting the shit beat out of them? Things have changed dramatically because they'd all be getting whooped if they tried this shit 20 years ago

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 5 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:27:24 ago (+5/-0)

There is surprisingly little footage from inside the classroom for this garbage. We need to be taking names, they already have ours apparently.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 22:08:31 ago (+3/-0)

You aint leein.

Lots of laughs and "wheres the real teacher faggot?!"

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 22:06:33 ago (+4/-0)

Delusional fucking retards that need to be sent to hell

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:40:19 ago (+4/-0)

She (not xe) actually thinks the children understand a word she is saying. They don't understand what "gender neutral" means, and putting all of that other garbage in the table only confuses them. The children already understand the top three rows because that's the language they all speak. She's obviously a woman, but there's no way she's going to convince them that she's "gender neutral". The closest they can come to that in their minds is "it", which is actually correct, but an option on her table of delusional pronouns.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 23:23:32 ago (+3/-0)

I recall a time when if someone tried to conjugate around kids, they got their ass beat.

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:30:09 ago (+3/-0)

Dunning–Kruger effect on full display here

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 21:17:57 ago (+3/-0)

Always the hugely oversize fake glasses

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2023 22:09:27 ago (+3/-0)

Adds to its cartoonish delusional mental state

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 00:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

This seems crazy like this couldn't be normal. Just think at one time women not showing their legs at all was kind of crazy and men of the time thought this can't become normal.

Women couldn't vote that can't become normal

Jews are not allowed in country clubs that can't become normal

Marriage is a man and a woman it can't be man and a man

Kids can't be given hormon blockers no way would that become normal

A man saying he is a woman and his dick and balls are female organs that can't become normal

An election being blatantly stolen no way is that going to become regular

Having no symptoms but being told you can spread a virus and a mask will protect you and grandma that can't become normal

Men having sex with children underage can't be normaliz3d

Beastiality, assisted suicide 9 month abortions all this can't become normal

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 01:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

Throughout 99.998% of human history the solution to most every problem in society was killing your enemy. It's interesting how the weakest, most obnoxious, pathetic creatures have been allowed to dictate the hierarchy of society in recent years. A rational person would expect a regression to the mean. An irrational person would expect you to memorize their pronouns and not object to the demoralization, sexualization and destruction of your children.

Gee, I wonder what the outcome will be.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 00:19:47 ago (+1/-0)

"So that's how you will address me."

That's not how pronouns work, besides you, which is gender neutral already. And how I refer to you when you aren't around is my business.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 09:10:34 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 03:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

This is where having a nig in the class would actually be helpful:

“FUCK YO PRONOUNS BITCH!”

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 03:39:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 01:29:11 ago (+0/-0)

If it was raped by a nigger who would be at fault?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 01:13:32 ago (+0/-0)

Get rid of cursive because it's not something they're going to need in the future but start teaching this shit