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You’re too fat!

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 01:09:59 ago (+1/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

I’m speaking to the 26 to 34 year olds. Male or female. Your skinny life is over. Everything your momma and poppa warned you about is coming true. You eat horribly, never exercise, you still look okay but the pants are a little tight? You’re too fat! Send me $350 dollars in $3.50 payments and I will tell you to exercise and stop eating sugar. All sugar, wether it comes from soft drinks or carbs. Stop eating sugar. Send me money and I’ll tell you more.


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[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 03:50:58 ago (+2/-0)

Get out of here you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 1 point 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 02:42:59 ago (+1/-0)*

Send me money..

That is what's breaking me up everywhere I go on the i'net .. more particularly on guitar YT web stations, they come up with a piece of music you would like to play that you need guitar tabs for and they tell you to "send money," like it's only a sheet of paper and they get "monetize" payments that increase whenever anyone upvotes their stuff or subscribes onto their station anyway, you would think that would be enough but no they want more .. the money grubbin' just makes me sick, they don't all do it some of them provide the tabs for free.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 02:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

if you're fat: stop eating until not fat.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 01:17:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Sugar is not our natural diet. When I say natural, I mean normal.