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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 01:51:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I'm betting the death vaxx here.

MAYBE she had undiagnosed heart problems or something, but it says she was an athlete who played several different sports, so you'd think if her heart were to fail from a problem, it would have done it during a game, not just parading around for a homecoming ceremony.

Seems to be too much of this happening for all of them to be "oh well, shit happens" freak things.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 01:14:03 ago (+0/-0)

Vaxx, obviously.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 23:34:59 ago (+0/-1)

She is huuuuge for 17

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 20:47:00 ago (+0/-0)

That jock does NOT look happy. This is the best teen girls have to offer in CURRENT_YEAR? Yarg. I was a computer nerd and I got better pussy than this in the 90s.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 19:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

not exactly svelte, if you will

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 18:56:32 ago (+0/-0)

Beetus, vax, drugs, alcohol, or a combination platter of all 4?

Usually the drugs and alcohol take awhile though, so I'm betting on the vax being the main culprit.

Though her body wasn't exactly up to the task of staying upright much longer with how she's already abused it.

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 18:04:08 ago (+3/-0)

@system it says negative eight comments here. What gives?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 18:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

I posted the archive link twice and then deleted one of them.

For some reason, the number of comments gets weird when that happens.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 19:56:57 ago (+1/-0)

good one

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 17:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 17:52:13 ago (+3/-0)

I have no idea what killed her beetus.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 00:34:02 ago (+1/-0)

Oh phew you’re alive! You always make me laugh

[ - ] mxcviel 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 17:44:35 ago (+2/-0)

someone said she possibly choked on a ham sammich