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Webb Hubble is Chelsea's real dad

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 12:40:01 ago (+22/-0)     (tse4.mm.bing.net)

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.uv2_VFutb75q4St-M_F1wwHaNA&pid=Api

Imagine Webb and Hillary having nasty sex..


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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 6 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 12:59:55 ago (+6/-0)

I thought this was common knowledge in our parts of the Internet

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 15:38:04 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe some need a refresher? BigGuy never heard "Bathhouse Barry" before either, apparently.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 16:39:56 ago (+3/-0)*

Hubbard and Jack Parsons (of NASA) were involved in the occult, and wanted to conceive a 'moonchild' based off a ritual called the Babalon working, from the writings of Aleister Crowley

I'll probably link a good schizo breakdown from the secret sun Blog for y'all

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 19:16:14 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking Hillary. That's a different conspiracy

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 18:45:09 ago (+0/-0)

Zoomers never heard of any of them

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 19:11:15 ago (+1/-0)*

I got it mixed up. My mind jumped to Hillary being Hubbard's son. Then there's the Chelsea/ Hubbell thing.

Anyway here's something interesting involving Ghislaine Maxwell with him and Jack Parsons...

[https://secretsun.blogspot.com/2020/07/insane-in-ghislaine-janus-twins.html?m=1]

Sometimes Knowles can seem like he's making a stretch, but I dig the connections he makes

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 18:47:41 ago (+0/-0)

Tis. Well see my comment to Bob dole. Guess I'm one of those cross sectional millennials closer to gen x

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 19:29:47 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing wrong with history knowledge and an attention span greater than five minutes.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 19:32:49 ago (+0/-0)

I still just had to do a bunch of editing on comments cause my brain crossed wires on two different conspiracies

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 14:23:36 ago (+3/-0)

The love child of two space telescopes?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 14:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 15:00:06 ago (+0/-0)

I knew that name sounded familiar.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 13:18:45 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 14:58:32 ago (+1/-0)

Bet Bill and Joe took turns on her.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 01:45:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah apparently bill got some sexually transmitted disease and is not able to father children.

And I really doubt that Hillary and Webb did the deed. Hillary has been a lesbian for years. She probably got a sperm donation from him. Maybe did the turkey baster.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 00:34:12 ago (+0/-0)

He's a legit waddling caricature, even his name wants to scream 'WEEB'.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 15:01:23 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine Webb and Hillary having nasty sex..

Please don't ask me to do that. My mind is a cesspool already, and that is one thing I don't need.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 17:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

Too late, you are already thinkin bout it

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 19:30:48 ago (+0/-0)

Swine in slop.

squealing