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You've given a few good slogans today...keep up the good work!

That's one hell of a trick. I'm not trained to be a magician, unfortunately.

And really, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not anyone's first pick anyway. That's always been my problem, after thinking about it. Girls back when I was trying did like me, or found me attractive, or whatever, but I wasn't their first pick.

Or, they'd like me later but by then I already knew what they were about and never gave them the time of day. They'd already fucked up.

That was 6-7 years ago though. Haven't really bothered since the last girl I bailed out on during my first semester in college. I thought things were actually gonna go well there too, but then some other dude pops up, I ask a question, I get my head ripped off despite being as nice as possible... eesh.

Oh well. That was a very long time ago. Funny story behind it actually, but a long time ago. I never bothered trying in college. Can't sift through all the sluts fast enough to find the maybe half-dozen decent ones. God forbid you hope for anything better than decent.

And now... I just don't have time or the will to care. Or any options. My little sister jokes about how I could technically be dating her friends who graduate in a year, but uh.... No? That's a bit fucking weird. Just a bit. A lotta bit. There's zero actual options around my age.

Only way I see anything working out is if I'm older and come across some girl that stuck around town while she's in college or something.

But that doesn't work out either now that I think about it, because having been a substitute teacher I probably would've had anyone that much younger than me in class before. And uh... No.

Could you imagine that conversation?

"How'd you two meet?"

"Wellll I was in 8th grade and he was a substitute teacher... oh you mean when we got together? Haha I was a freshman in college and..."

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NO MCFUCKING BUENO AMIGBRO.

So to sum it up as I think while I type... I'm pretty much fucked. Should've been better when I had the chance.

Oh well, again, at least I can give chevrolet a bunch of money. Looking at getting a Colorado soon, and a corvette a couple years from now. I'll be able to afford it so... heh. Why not?

Then I'll pay for my parents' house to be built and live in what we have now, which is nice. It's got a pool, fenced in, nice part of town... All I could ever want really. I know how to take care of it too, seeing as I have helped since we moved here back when I was like 7 or 8.

I'll be set in terms of material things. That's a few years from now though.

Can't have it all. I won with my job and money. Lost fucking hard when it came to family and nation.

Technically speaking, yes. But it just so happens that remaining single also means I'm alone as well. Haven't had friends in something like 3 years, so social life is basically zeroed out. I'm fine with that.


Never heard of him.

I'll be 25 in May. Basically already useless and should kill myself. Can't though, God said no.

This is a bullshit left wing photo-op fake bullshit. Pretty blonde with a cafe aulait chimpling. Awwww, those evil whyte peepole! All the sheboons want to knife her or shoot her with they guuhhnz.

Oh, wait I thought you were talking about the original post.

I don't know about the one Fascinus posted.