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python 3.12: the cucked edition

submitted by v0atmage to programming 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:04:42 ago (+12/-0)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/j5j7k

And now for something completely different
They have no need of our help
So do not tell me
These haggard faces could belong to you or me
Should life have dealt a different hand
We need to see them for who they really are
Chancers and scroungers
Layabouts and loungers
With bombs up their sleeves
Cut-throats and thieves
They are not
Welcome here
We should make them
Go back to where they came from
They cannot
Share our food
Share our homes
Share our countries
Instead let us
Build a wall to keep them out
It is not okay to say
These are people just like us
A place should only belong to those who are born there
Do not be so stupid to think that
The world can be looked at another way

(now read from bottom to top)
Refugees, by Brian Bilston.


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The problem with python is that since its very inception it was created to cater to the dumbest of fucking retards. Im actually using it now, and writing guard safe code is close to impossible.

It constantly complains about name collisions over params that dont exist. Turns out the param was imported from somewhere else, so you have to rename a variable. Python wont tell you until the entire thing crashes.

The only reason the language was ever popular is because academic assholes who once again, prove how useless they are, decided to force it upon everyone else. God forbid they learn a real language or actually learn to optimize software to not be a trash pile. What the hell was wrong with R or F#? Why Python?

A great example, I have a program now that returns a json object. The json object gets converted into a python object. Problem is, if the property doesnt exist but is accessed the object crashes with an exception. The solution? Use the internal object name through __dict__ to verify the property exists ... just why?!