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python 3.12: the cucked edition

submitted by v0atmage to programming 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:04:42 ago (+12/-0)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/j5j7k

And now for something completely different
They have no need of our help
So do not tell me
These haggard faces could belong to you or me
Should life have dealt a different hand
We need to see them for who they really are
Chancers and scroungers
Layabouts and loungers
With bombs up their sleeves
Cut-throats and thieves
They are not
Welcome here
We should make them
Go back to where they came from
They cannot
Share our food
Share our homes
Share our countries
Instead let us
Build a wall to keep them out
It is not okay to say
These are people just like us
A place should only belong to those who are born there
Do not be so stupid to think that
The world can be looked at another way

(now read from bottom to top)
Refugees, by Brian Bilston.


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[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:41:05 ago (+5/-0)

Impossibly gay.

Didn't need another reason to hate python and got one anyway :)

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:34:54 ago (+1/-0)

I never trusted a language without punctuation. That and the faggots who push python gave it a bad name.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:42:22 ago (+3/-0)

Just because something can be done doesn't mean it is really fucking stupid.

Just coincidentally every place white people are is where everyone wants to be. So it can't be another way.

[ - ] Love240 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:15:47 ago (+3/-0)

It's all so tiresome.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:46:39 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not surprised, but still disappointed. The creator of python is an anti-White faggot who said that he wouldn't mentor straight White guys because they'll be fine on their own.

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 02:25:53 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting admission! I reckon Guido also omitted the last part of "...without Python".

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 23:50:09 ago (+0/-0)

True, the creator is a libtarded moron but he also gave up his BDFL position years ago.

[ - ] heytheremyfriends 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 08:29:00 ago (+1/-0)

imagine if you will a language that abstracts c++ with a new abstraction. Imagine a language where a major revision broke everything and destroyed countless codebases. Imagine a language where MS version hell looks normal in comparison, where backward compatibility is an afterthought. Imagine a language that takes a massive shit on performance and needs a new GPU to run the damn program. And you have python

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 23:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

Surprisingly they have decided to give a shit about performance since about python 3.10. But there's only so much they can optimize without breaking existing code because the type system and scoping is pathetic and non existent.

[ - ] heytheremyfriends 1 point 7 monthsOct 4, 2023 00:34:55 ago (+1/-0)

The problem with python is that since its very inception it was created to cater to the dumbest of fucking retards. Im actually using it now, and writing guard safe code is close to impossible.

It constantly complains about name collisions over params that dont exist. Turns out the param was imported from somewhere else, so you have to rename a variable. Python wont tell you until the entire thing crashes.

The only reason the language was ever popular is because academic assholes who once again, prove how useless they are, decided to force it upon everyone else. God forbid they learn a real language or actually learn to optimize software to not be a trash pile. What the hell was wrong with R or F#? Why Python?

A great example, I have a program now that returns a json object. The json object gets converted into a python object. Problem is, if the property doesnt exist but is accessed the object crashes with an exception. The solution? Use the internal object name through __dict__ to verify the property exists ... just why?!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 22:20:33 ago (+1/-0)

Is this about having to put parentheses on your print statements?

That really pissed me off as an arbitrary backwards-incompatibility.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 23:49:20 ago (+0/-0)

That was years ago when they went from python 2 to 3. But I also miss the parentice free approach because it's closer to ML or haskell style syntax.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

barf

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:47:52 ago (+1/-0)

Just another language du jour.