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The Remote Chirp (and Basketball)

submitted by SilentByAssociation to Niggers 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:49:57 ago (+10/-1)     (Niggers)

I was on the phone with customer service earlier today. I guess the darkie on the other side must have been working remotely, because I heard a chirp that came from the environment she was in.

I've always noticed this chirp and thought it sounded like shoes sqeaking on the floor... similar to a noise you might hear on a basketball court. I wonder if this is why they're desensitized to it sometimes. Depending on the acoustics, the chirp and shoes squeaking do sound similar in some instances.


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[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 19:23:01 ago (+3/-0)

Have you read, the nigger only exists in the present?

Changing a battery can only happen in the future and there are no niggers living in the future.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:00:21 ago (+1/-0)

But I did eat breakfast today.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:29:29 ago (+1/-0)

Such a great example of a meme. Funny, simple to understand, uses few words, and it encompasses a large and complex thought.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:56:53 ago (+2/-0)*

They hear it the first time, ignore it as somebody elses problem or dont know/care what it is, and then become sound blind to it within a few days. Happened to mexican friends of mine. "Wait you guys dont hear that?" "Hear what?" Lower income thing. Who has batteries when youre poor.

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 19:02:51 ago (+0/-0)

"sound blind" is a real thing these days.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

I mean have you heard mumble rap?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

Who has batteries when you're poor.

Anyone who doesn't want to burn to death. There are certainly things to skimp on, the 2-pack 9v from the dollar store to power your fire warning system isn't one of those. Then again, these days a 9v probably costs $5 each.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 23:19:47 ago (+0/-0)

That would just drive me crazy. If you made the commitment on dying instead just yank the fucking battery out and never hear it again. Continue on living a life with no consequences.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 8 monthsOct 3, 2023 08:32:37 ago (+1/-0)

This phenomenon just keeps developing

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:59:10 ago (+1/-0)

You might be on to something. Makes sense.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 8 monthsOct 2, 2023 19:25:51 ago (+0/-0)

Someone else here on Voat already made the basketball court analogy