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Hookers in Costco

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 14:36:05 ago (+14/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Went to Costco this past weekend. A dad and his teen daughter were walking around shopping. The teen girl was wearing a T-shirt that went down to almost cover her butt. Apparently it's fashion now to wear a T-shirt and shorts, where the T-shirt is just long enough to cover the shorts - like a super-mini skirt. Well, this teen was wearing short-shorts that were so short her cheeks were literally dropping out of the bottom.
I really wanted to go up to this guy and let him know he was failing as a parent, but I restrained myself because I knew it would not end well.

As a side note, I did take the opportunity to instruct my girls about how inappropriate it was, and that if they tried to dress like that it wasn't going to go well. I always try to make sure they know why, rather than just giving some strict rule, and let them know I am always there to love and protect them.



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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 23:57:06 ago (+1/-0)

Man, I have seen the same thing many times. California.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 10 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:12:40 ago (+10/-0)

Pics, so I can finish.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:24:44 ago (+3/-0)

Why do you need pics of Finland?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:27:37 ago (+0/-0)

@maroonsaint your thoughts?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 22:31:39 ago (+0/-0)

Hed just ask for a pic of ur dick

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2023 23:57:40 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, he’s greensaint now!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 8, 2023 21:58:36 ago (+1/-0)

2 dick pics of the same dick?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

No, both your dicks. You do have two dicks don’t you? Everyone does.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 23:24:19 ago (+1/-0)

Dick4

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:42:52 ago (+2/-0)

Degenerate.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 14:48:09 ago (+4/-0)

Years ago we had these Russians come in under a cleaning contract. I don't know why Walmart had a floor contract but I'm sure it was foreigner tax break related.

Anyhow 2 of the girls were really pretty and the contract was over in about 2 weeks time. About a few weeks later we saw them come in all prosted out. This was 2003-4 so this wasn't your common sahm look yet and we heard a scream clear through to the other side of the store. Wtf happened?

One of the russian girls had bent over to get something off of the shelf and the black stocker that was down there got a face full of "russias finest".

haha I'm laughing remebering how the stocker was screaming about how that "bitch, ain't had no panties on". Funny but not. Oh yeah but they would come in the store and solicit flirt with the workers. I think thats what they do, establish themselves first to buld up interest then turn around to do the real job.

[ - ] Zylazineinmypants 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:23:25 ago (+1/-0)

Want to get that husband and get that U.S money.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:44:16 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf you on about, you incompressible geriatric twat

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:45:55 ago (+2/-0)

Prostitutes at Walmart. Its like Costco but not.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:48:31 ago (+0/-0)

I have never been to a Costco, and only once to a Walmart

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:57:16 ago (+2/-0)

I have never been to a Costco

Lets go. Oh wait. I just heard there's whores there now. Not suitable for minors. Sorry guy.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 23:46:36 ago (+0/-0)

Lame, just like your attempts at human food

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 23:53:35 ago (+0/-0)

Lame, just like your attempts at human food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGoD4sAXgk

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 00:02:13 ago (+0/-0)

You linking porn again?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 00:04:40 ago (+0/-0)

When has there ever been porn? Again, I will never help you get around the parental control settings. Get over it.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 00:15:44 ago (+0/-0)

You constantly send me porn, but I never click your bait.
You will never be able to corrupt my morals, Juanita
Continue thread

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:03:02 ago (+2/-0)

You've never been?
Then you're missing out on all the hookers.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:47:09 ago (+1/-0)

Glad we don't have those establishments then.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 15:51:09 ago (+2/-0)*

I was thinking literal hookers, and people talking about how they shouldn't raise their rates like the $1.50 hot dog and soda... Now I just feel shame

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:52:14 ago (+1/-0)

"Can I marry your daughter?"

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:21:36 ago (+1/-0)

And a second

always try to make sure they know why, rather than just giving some strict rule, and let them know I am always there to love and protect them.

That is the right way to parent, something my parents never thought of.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

None of our parents did it right bro

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:48:02 ago (+1/-0)

I knew how to say jew and nigger by the time I was 4, so mine did right by me.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 23:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

Exception to the rule, laddie

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:20:15 ago (+1/-0)

Girls have been doing that for a while.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:46:05 ago (+0/-0)

*Sluts and degenerates

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:23:35 ago (+1/-0)

I saw the same thing an hour ago at Publix, she was about 14

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 12:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

Fashion now? Dude, I was in middle school and picked up on this shit happening. That was like, eh... 12 years ago, give or take.

And no, for the record, I didn't enjoy the sight. I basically was already a nazi by then and already had an extreme distaste for sluts.

Granted, I'm no puritan dumbass either. Hot summer day and you're working outside? Sure, wear a sports bra and gym shorts. I don't give a fuck. On a beach or swimming? Wear a fucking bikini. Still give no fucks. Lounging around the house? Wear whatever.

Time and place. That's what it comes down to.

Subhumans have forgotten the times, and they have also forgotten their place. They need to die for that.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:30:30 ago (+0/-0)

"The" Oldest profession.

[ - ] NamelessOne -3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:38:25 ago (+3/-6)

You really just made an excuse to talk about you checking out teen girls. Lust expresses itself twistedly when not dealt with.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:23:55 ago (+5/-2)

No. There is a clear difference between noticing, acknowledging something is inappropriate, and then moving on versus noticing, and then purposely and intentionally continuing the noticing.

[ - ] Zylazineinmypants 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:22:06 ago (+2/-0)

Saw the same exact thing man, except it was parents with maybe two daughters. The oldest girl was wearing "boy shorts" and her ass cheeks were hanging out. I mean, when you're a parent you want to tell the kid's parent "hey your daughter's ass is hanging out" but you might end up with a fist in your face. It's embarrassing for you but you're also embarrassed for the kid's parents and for her.

[ - ] NamelessOne -1 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:29:22 ago (+2/-3)

Then you made a post about it. I see degenerate behavior in public and am not writing fanfic about it.