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I'm impressed

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Meme 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 16:11:29 ago (+35/-0)     (pic8.co)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 17:21:18 ago (+9/-0)

Lemme' tell ya story bout a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. One day out, shooting for some food, well up from the ground come a bubbling crude. Earl that is. Black gold, Texas T.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 20:25:40 ago (+2/-0)

Damn it. Scooped. Glad I'm not the only one this immediately occurred to.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 21:13:05 ago (+3/-0)

Age test.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 13:38:10 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, I'm an old man. My last pop culture reference on here was The Price Is Right with Bob Barker. (Fuck Drew Carey)

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2023 07:32:53 ago (+2/-0)

Next thing you know ol jeds a millionaire
Kin-folk said "move away from there"
California's the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly
Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars...

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 20:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

I dont understand your reference because internet.

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 23:19:15 ago (+2/-0)

The Beverly Hill Billies. It's about a family that gets rich and a banker spends all his time trying to get their money. It might seem familiar.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2023 22:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

I still don't get it because internet.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 13:36:44 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2023 22:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

Like context clues and sarcasm online I still don't get it.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 16:46:36 ago (+4/-0)

"We don't need no stinking U-Haul...."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 20:44:25 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 18:03:57 ago (+3/-0)

I once bought a queen sized bed and two side tables, and got it home with one trip using a Pontiac Fiero. I thought I was an engineering bad ass for the last 30 years, until I saw this.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 17:25:17 ago (+3/-0)

On a Ford no doubt.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 21:51:02 ago (+2/-0)

You have Reached Mexican Level = 1000

New Trait Unlocked = Unlimited Cargo

New Perk Unlocked = No Encumbrance Penalties

New Skill Unlocked = Truck Overload Packing

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2023 01:56:33 ago (+1/-0)

New Side Character Unlocked: El Goblina Esposa

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:39:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Isn't the definite article supposed to agree with the noun? As in, "La Goblina Esposa"?

(No hablo espanol, sed loquor aliqua latine.)

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2023 20:37:49 ago (+0/-0)

Technically yea but its too difficult to their determine gender sometimes.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2023 22:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

OMG! Are you saying that you just assumed it's gender!

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 20:54:06 ago (+2/-0)

Mexicans are such pieces of shit they will risk the lives of everyone on the road because they don't want to make additional trips

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2023 01:57:32 ago (+0/-0)

They dont even realize how much of a hazard it is. Retardation is pretty hard to overcome.

[ - ] mxcviel 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 19:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

I've seen this before, that's how we went on summer vacation to the coast, well almost. car was smaller. :)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2023 20:42:38 ago (+0/-0)

1 trypz iz inclooshunul
2 trypz mafz raycis!