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I had bedbugs once. The tropical kind. The ones that climb up even smooth surfaces and are resistant to all pesticide. Nothing killed them.

I ended up doing the following:

Made a calendar and noted the dates I was bit (hard to tell, within 1-2 days accuarate). These fuckers bite once every 10 days-ish. So I knew when to expect another attack.

Then I bought some vinyl tape that doesn't leave residue. And I bought some Tanglefoot Tangle-Trap Sticky Coating (Brushable) from ace for $6.

I laid a yoga mat in the middle of my sleeping room. I covered all cracks in the hardwood underneath it with the tape. And I laid a perimiter around the yoga mat with tape. Then I brushed the tangle-trap sticky coating over the perimiter tape. Then I went to sleep on that yoga mat.

These bedbug fuckers are dumb. They just go toward co2. So they went toward it and got stuck in the glue.

But sometimes these fuckers climb on the ceiling and drop on you. So every time I got up. I would strip on top of the yoga mat. And put on fresh clothes. And put the clothes I wore sleeping in a sealed bag for later sanitary-steam blasting in my dryer.

In 3 weeks I killed them all. But I slept like that for another month or two just to be safe. And I repeated that process in every room. You have to sleep at least two days in every room, they might not attack on the first night.

Anyway. Now that I have personally developed this non-toxic method I'm not that scared of them. I don't think anyone else has used this method. I made it up and it is super effective. Feel free to pass it along or use it if you ever get attacked by these little bastards.

I bet if they got rid of the niggers, the bedbug problem would be much easier to solve.

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