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Me and the Director of the FBI

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 22:19:27 ago (+10/-1)     (whatever)

So my mom is selling her house, right? The house that I grew up in. Came home today and there was a package from her and it was full of pictures. One of those pictures is me, my brothers and sisters, and the Director of the FBI, at the time, Luis Freeh. It's funny as shit because I'm standing, quite defianitely with arms crossed, about eight feet away from him. Proof positive that even when I was young, dumb, and full of cum I didn't trust those glowing fucks.

I'm half tempted to take a picture of that picture and show y'all. It's pretty funny. The reason he took a picture with us was because my aunt and uncle were highly decorated FBI agents. They both retired shortly after 9/11/01, and they've always been very tight lipped about their service. I just thought the picture was hilarious.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 22:21:15 ago (+4/-0)

Defianitely, not definitely. Fuckin auto tune.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 22:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

It's spelled "defiantly" anyway.

Sounds like a fun picture. I'd blur out your relatives' faces before posting it though.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 22:46:54 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, I can't post it. My sister's are easily identified because they have spina bifida and they've both been rocking wheelchairs since forever. Kinda narrows shit down. Plus it's an official picture, so there's record of it in the national archives. It just made me laugh to see it. It was back in '96 or '97 and I hadn't seen it for a long time.

Also I'm a retard that barely knows how to spell my name let alone anything above two syllables.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 23:15:07 ago (+1/-0)

let alone anything above two syllables.

Confirmed.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 23:20:14 ago (+3/-0)

Hey, it's not my fault. I was dropped on my head while eating paint chips as s child.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 07:38:58 ago (+2/-0)

Hope you had the seasoned lead chips over the bland latex ones kids eat nowadays.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 23:52:26 ago (+0/-1)

Oh mah baaahd aye thot U wuz common core generation.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 23:24:35 ago (+1/-0)

My uncle, (Hoover administration) was career FBI and very proud of his service. Not so tight lipped though. Different times I guess.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 23:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 00:37:38 ago (+0/-0)

G-Men,about the time of Bonnie & Clyde?

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 11:32:40 ago (+1/-0)

Naw, that was...30's right?

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 23:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

When I was 7 I drew swastikas on my hands cause I think the symbol looks cool. Well turns out the teachers assistant was a jew lmao. That was a funny experience. If I could go back in time I'd high five my younger self. Also I thought the Russians were the bad guys in WW2 and still do think that lmao

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 03:45:19 ago (+0/-0)

Cool shit. Have a picture of my 'retired' glownigger uncle with Bush sr. He'd work out with Cheney sometimes

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 14:08:15 ago (+0/-0)

sus