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What really happened on the F35 crash

submitted by FacelessOne to whatever 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 19:45:57 ago (+19/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 21:52:35 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 22:42:40 ago (+1/-0)

Not bad, but that looks nothing like an F-35 cockpit and the $400k helmet is pretty integral to flying the plane.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2023 01:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

I can't tell if Maddox is a cuck, or is being cucked, at any given point. He seems cuckish these days.

[ - ] Grospoliner 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2023 09:22:19 ago (+1/-0)

He is a total cuck.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2023 10:19:34 ago (+1/-0)

I wouldn’t call him an edgelord these days. Musk makes spicier posts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 22:07:24 ago (+1/-0)

This is what I imagined the guy that took the plane from seatac looking like.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 23:34:14 ago (+3/-0)

SkyKing

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2023 00:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 21:14:36 ago (+0/-0)

My parents used to wake me up by blaring Christian rock through the intercoms (which used to be a popular house feature back when onions were the fashion around the belt). I hate this song.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 22:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

Rich kid. Intercoms in the house. Fuck outta here.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2023 22:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

The whole house cost what a Porsche Panamera does today. It wasn't hard to be rich, in Texas, once upon a time. And that was the appeal for my parents. So yeah, in a way, you're completely right.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2023 09:23:21 ago (+0/-0)

Intercoms? How fancy! We had to ring a little bell and wait for the servant to run the message.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2023 23:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

If we did that we'd hear "AHHH YAA FUCKIN LEGS BROKE?!"

Gotta love old skool NY before it became tranny jew degenerate central.