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The time I asked a crossdresser what it was

submitted by NuckFiggers to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 13:51:48 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

This might not be such a shocking story considering how many sexual predator trannies are out in the world now, but this happened sometime between 1998- 2000 and there weren't many. You sure as fuck didn't see them on tv and they weren't promoted anywhere.

I used to be very militantly anti-smoking. To an extent I still am and will say something or give someone shit about it if they're doing it in a place they shouldn't or they just smell like ass, but back then I would take public ashtrays and throw them off buildings and shit. One of my big problems with it was how smokers just throw their butts everywhere. People smoked a lot more then so during the day, walking to work, lunch, home, etc you'd see hundreds of butts and it was goddamn disgusting. Worse than that was having to walk through a cloud of smoke to get into a building. You're breathing in smoke that has already been in someone's diseased body.

Anyway, I was coming home and I saw a huge disgusting crossdresser throwing it's butt right on the front steps of my building as I started walking up the stairs. The thing was bigger than me, which made it look even more ridiculous, like when a football player puts on a dress and wig for a joke. I immediately stopped it and asked it what the fuck it was doing.

In a faggoty falsetto it said it was just throwing it away. I told it I lived here, don't litter where I live. "What do you want me to do with it?" the sick fuck asked.

"Pick. It. Up. and put it in your pocket until you find a garbage can." Of course, being a pedophile, it was wearing a dress with no pockets so I told it to just hold it until it finds one. Even funnier because I'm big but, like I said, it was bigger than me.

and the sick fuck did it. I pointed at the ground and it meekly bent over, picked it up and carried it in its child-raping hands. As it was walking away I asked "What the fuck are you, anyway?"

I have a pretty good idea which neighbor that sick fuck was going to see but that's another story.


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[ - ] Nozyedys 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 14:30:37 ago (+2/-0)

Good story actually sounds true

[ - ] NuckFiggers [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 14:35:56 ago (+2/-0)

If I'd had made it up I would've kicked it in the balls

[ - ] Autismo 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 15:17:27 ago (+3/-0)

nicotine is good for cognition and that + caffeine is what led to the huge scientific discoveries that white people did in the last 500 years.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 16:43:49 ago (+3/-2)

nicotine is good for cognition

True, although oversimplified

that + caffeine is what led to the huge scientific discoveries that white people did in the last 500 years

You're retarded

[ - ] Autismo 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 21:26:53 ago (+1/-0)

ur nig

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 28, 2023 16:53:56 ago (+0/-0)

ur

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 27, 2023 08:23:57 ago (+0/-0)

how? It literally is. pipes and coffee fueled post dark age autists

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 28, 2023 16:54:44 ago (+0/-0)

The statement implies that without nicotene White people wouldn't have figured any of it out.

[ - ] Autismo 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 30, 2023 23:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

they wouldn't have b/c you need stims to produce the modern shit that we don't need to survive.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 21:12:13 ago (+1/-0)

Good story but I don’t like the part where you vandalized ash trays. Less ashtrays is antithetical to your goal of reducing litter of cigarette butts.

[ - ] NuckFiggers [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 21:47:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I knew that at the time but it kept smokers away. I was tired of walking home and passing by all these little crowds of smokers. If you want to smoke do it in your own home away the fuck from me.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 27, 2023 08:20:35 ago (+0/-0)

other story

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 26, 2023 16:24:46 ago (+0/-0)

Late 90-2000s was prime time RuPaul television.