A five-head - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

A five-head
submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 00:44:30 ago (+16/-0) (scored.co)
https://scored.co/c/ConsumeProduct/p/17r9bDI23I

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 6 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 01:25:13 ago (+6/-0)

Best comment: “Excuse me. My eyes are down here.”

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 05:01:39 ago (+0/-0)

Drunk, took me a second, but that is fantastic!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 03:04:39 ago (+2/-0)

Im going to have to agree with the comment on there stating its a troon with male pattern baldness.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 01:43:56 ago (+1/-0)

She got that 'sales are down' middle-management hairline.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 05:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaha! That bitch looks like Michael Ironside at the end of Scanners!

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 05:02:43 ago (+1/-1)

What is a "five-head." Explain like I'm a boomer.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 06:30:07 ago (+2/-0)

Normal people have fore-heads. She has a……

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 09:59:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AOUsYamaka 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 13:35:55 ago (+0/-0)

That’s how to determine it. Lol

[ - ] happytoes 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 08:31:01 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad some asked. I didn't get "five head" either, but was afraid to ask :-(

[ - ] Cantaloupe [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 11:51:17 ago (+0/-0)

What indeed... doesn't seem human