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How is a woman like a rug?

submitted by KyleIsThisTall to whatever 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 03:53:48 ago (+0/-1)     (whatever)

You take them out and beat them.


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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 08:19:07 ago (+1/-0)

I stay home to beat my women, like any properly raised man. You keep your private business to yourself, sir. If she later has a black eye when she goes out into public scrutiny then people will understand that 1. she needed correction, and 2. I am a male capable of controlling my women.

If you feel strongly that my actions are inappropriate or 'wrong' then I will be happy to meet you at a location of your choosing for battle by fisticuffs until one of us concedes.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 04:45:44 ago (+1/-0)*

conversely...they envelop you with softness and drowsy fragrances!

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conversely...they envelop you with softness and comforting smells!

I think there's a laundry detergent called "Cuddly". So if the rug is washed in Cuddly it should have a nice smell?

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/679284/cuddly-concentrate-fabric-conditioner-sunshine-fresh

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 05:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

neri, beware of their devilish arts!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 05:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not sure a rug exudes "drowsy fragrances" more like ... like I can't think of an apt phrase. Rugs tend to have a pleasant human-interacting-with-material smell. Like a person's jacket. When I was a kid my ol' man smelt of his workplace - pencil shavings, paper etc.