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Backyard swing

submitted by shitface9000 to bears 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 12:36:52 ago (+44/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8womdr.mp4



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[ - ] calx 8 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 13:49:10 ago (+8/-0)

Can I pet that dawg?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 15:16:23 ago (+0/-1)

Yes!

Yes you may give that cuddly critter a hug and a kiss!

Some say brown bears make great lovers……, still, should wear condom just to be safe

Pro Tip: you are not a bear if you are on the bottom…., also the reach-around leaves deep emotional scars…., fucking bear claws clash with scrotum…, who the fuck says a man needs two testicles anyway?

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 16:42:51 ago (+0/-0)

I know someone that had a testicle torn out in an accident. He has the face of soyjack and the beliefs to match. He needed that other ball.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 21:53:10 ago (+0/-0)

who the fuck says a man needs two testicles anyway?

Lance Armstrong your thoughts?

Your prose is terrible.

[ - ] Feelslikeclownworld 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 13:38:02 ago (+6/-0)

Simple things in life bringing joy to everyone.

Hope the bear can behave enough to do this often without the owners being in any real danger.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 13:24:23 ago (+2/-0)

D'awwwwwwww

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 18:52:14 ago (+1/-0)

I saw the original video. So e lying jackass added the caption. Imagine being that starved for attention.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 15:26:50 ago (+1/-0)

I once found myself alone with 4 bears nearby. Mom and three cubs. We were all cool until she stood up on her hind legs and declared quite loudly “GAAARRRWWWWAAAAAAGAAAAA!!!”.

I don’t speak bear fluently, but as I understood at that moment, ‘garwaga’ means something like “see these teeth penetrating your skul”… or something like that…

colour me gone

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 21:55:53 ago (+0/-0)

Drop the uneeded U and I'll agree.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 14:36:15 ago (+1/-0)

Adorable

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 21:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

Awwww they're so cute and playful...

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 17:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 16:49:24 ago (+0/-0)

So cute. But not so cute when it slashes you open and has a snack.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 15:21:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sent to the kids. Awesome