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I don't Understand Jimmy, Why Weren't You Vaxxed? (Kimmell gets covid for the third time)

submitted by beece to Covidicences 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 09:29:50 ago (+26/-0)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/wip/1ngtC



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[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:27:19 ago (+8/-0)

'celebrities' will 'get covid' to scare the plebians into injecting themselves with poison.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 14:08:22 ago (+3/-0)*

"OMG did you hear that Kimmel got covid?"

"What? No... I hear Biden is doing daily testing again too."

"Fuuuucck. Good thing I still have my pride mask."

"I guess it's time to lysol our groceries in the garage again."

"And don't forget to get the updated jab. I have an appointment for mine on Monday."

"I can't believe I'm going to have to get a 6th vax tattoo."

"Hold on, I think my phone is ringing.... yup, Tyrone says I need to buy more formula for my wife's baby."

"He is such a good father. Better get some Newports too though... remember what happened last time you forgot bring Tyrone his Newports?"

"....yeah... but on the bright side, her occipital bone is healing up pretty good, and the stitches come out tomorrow."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

Et cudda been worstesters!!

Trust the soyence!

An unvaccinated Thanksgiving will lead to a open casket Christmas!!

[ - ] Stonkmar 5 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:31:25 ago (+5/-0)

That's because the vaxxed are getting the newest strain (if you believe it at all). Supposedly the newest strain effects the vaxxed more than unvaxed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

🤣

[ - ] Barfcock19 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 12:07:04 ago (+4/-0)

He should get 14 more booster shots.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

That'll lernem

[ - ] Boyakasha 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:50:06 ago (+4/-0)

The shot works. If you’re dead, you can’t catch covid.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:02:35 ago (+4/-0)

he didnt got CONvid the fake test told him that he has it. but yes he is also a piece of human garbage

[ - ] deleted 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 09:37:06 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:18:44 ago (+2/-0)

He's related to Paul Simon?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:52:24 ago (+2/-0)

Same tribe

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:33:09 ago (+0/-0)

50 ways 50 ways 50 ways to be so stupid.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 12:20:51 ago (+2/-0)

Somebody should give Kimmell the nigger test.
Ask him how he would feel if he wasn't vaxxed.

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 09:04:42 ago (+0/-0)

How come no blood clots for this scumbag?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 19:05:40 ago (+0/-0)

Strike Force Three
What a faggy name

And I can't think of anything more annoying than those 3 together

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 16:17:37 ago (+0/-0)

He just needs 2 fistful of booster shots one fistful to his chest and the other fistful right in his head that way the shots take effect quicker. He will feel better in no time.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

Trifecta of faggots

Strike force three…LMFAO!

Three dead communists is not enough

Kill them all

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

3 Gay Asshats has a better ring to it.