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The IRS just wont stop

submitted by CovidHoldout to TellTalk 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 08:12:29 ago (+34/-0)     (TellTalk)

They already drained me of all my money, and they keep sending letters asking for more and more and more. There's always a reason they need to (((correct))) some paperwork or some item. Lately they want me to make estimated payments on my 1099 ... that no longer exists and hasn't existed for most of the year. I literally have to PAY income tax on NO income so the IRS can refund me later and/or keep the money and tell me to go fuck myself.

It looks like im getting another letter today from them, not sure what's in it yet. Based off the way it looks it's gonna be an audit letter, or an underpayment letter of some sort. These fucks are down to nickel and dime whatever they can out of the goy before the entire shit show collapses. Leave it to the IRS to be one of the only industries (maybe outside hospitals) where you have no clue what your tax rate is going in, and the IRS can just change everything on a whim for no reason or any reason years later because fuck you


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 12 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 08:45:19 ago (+12/-0)

As much as I hate them, you need a lawyer.

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 09:09:54 ago (+9/-0)

Find one who hates the IRS as much as you do...you'll have a fun time.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:40:40 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 14:50:46 ago (+2/-0)

You need a hired gun.

[ - ] TheGreatWar -5 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:03:21 ago (+0/-5)

Preferably a Jewish one.

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:04:54 ago (+4/-0)

Don't do this!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:15:37 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Glowbright 9 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 09:12:11 ago (+9/-0)

You need to learn the rules they are applying to you or else they will just jerk you around forever. Either learn the rules or get a tax lawyer. I am no tax expert but even I know how to fix a few of the things you complain about. For instance your 1099 no longer exists? You can file a form for that that will make your estimated payment zero. Either man up and figure out what you doing or pay someone to help you

[ - ] CovidHoldout [op] 8 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:42:19 ago (+8/-0)

What the hell do i pay these assholes for, to have to get an accountant and a lawyer?! The entire tax code is a great example of the broken window fallacy: government fucks everything up and forces you to pay to somehow navigate their super convoluted system. It's so convoluted, the IRS is forbidden from even talking to you about it, and they themselves dont even understand it

[ - ] Inward 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 16:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

Bitching isn't a solution. You can be completely right and it doesn't matter.

[ - ] GrayDragon 8 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:06:47 ago (+8/-0)

I have not paid in 22 years. I tell them to go fuck themselves. Maybe you should too.

Put me in prison, faggots!

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 23:15:45 ago (+2/-0)

My uncle did this. He didn't pay for like 15 years. They settled with him unpaid taxes for like $8k... He was making a lot of money too. So, that's like $500 in taxes per year for 15 years

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 14:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

This ^ Fuck the IRS

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 00:07:16 ago (+0/-0)

^ This, and if they come try to take your money by force, pay them in lead. Fuck em.

[ - ] beece 7 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 09:33:37 ago (+7/-0)

Take it to an accountant. 1st time they sent me a letter saying I needed to pay a shortfall (I was a dead broke sometimes construction worker who was out of work), I went to an accountant and he refiled so that he got his pay and I got an extra $200 on top of that.

That's why our system is so fucked up, it fucks poor people in the ass. Good luck brother.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:18:19 ago (+3/-0)

Start submitting your financial records in your own handwriting. AI cant process handwriting

[ - ] NeonGreen 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 15:23:34 ago (+2/-0)

Sloppy handwriting!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 17:49:32 ago (+2/-0)

- Consult an attorney who specializes in Tax cases.

If things turn out to be were the IRS is seeking to 100% ruin you, then... consider measures to protect whatever large assets you still have via trusted family member(s). Just so you can protect as much of your remaining wealth as possible.

Make sure it is all 100% legal, and locked down prior to letting the IRS know your intentions.

Even Trump declared bankruptcy in the 1990's-2000's.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:38:59 ago (+2/-0)

I really hope you haven't been paying them by wire transfer, bitcoin, or Google Play cards.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 00:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

why do you play their game?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 00:19:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] gardella 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 17:47:12 ago (+1/-0)

Learn the system, It is not that hard. They have nogs and women working at the highest levels of the IRS. I have been audited a dozen times. The first was the scariest when I was nineteen. I have always come out on top of the audits( so far, I have two pending.) Be a white man read the law and only give them the bare minimum due.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 15:21:06 ago (+1/-0)

It may be worth looking into Tax Honesty (physical book is available on Amazon) or 12 USC § 411 ("Lawful Money").

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 14:48:03 ago (+1/-0)

nigger can't count and refuses to hire an accountant to fix his shit, news at 11

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 11:34:08 ago (+1/-0)

Get a lawyer and an accountant

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:58:19 ago (+1/-0)

Why the fuck do you play the paper game? Why the fuck do you volunteer your money away to some kikes?
Have you ever seen a law that says you have to pay, or was it always just word of mouth from parents and other morons?

Do you know what happens if you don’t fill out their forms?

Absolutely nothing!
You so stupid!

[ - ] BohMoon 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 23:32:02 ago (+0/-0)

Get a rep who is retired from the IRS. They understand how fucked up it is and generally hate the organization more than anyone. You don't need a lawyer unless they are investigating you for unreported income.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:36:01 ago (+0/-0)

Armed shitskins.

WhatCouldGoWrong?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 20:32:48 ago (+0/-0)

Start a kidnapping organ selling business. /jk

[ - ] deleted -2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 12:51:54 ago (+0/-2)*

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 14:54:34 ago (+3/-2)

Like blowing some guys?

[ - ] deleted -2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 14:58:17 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 15:03:29 ago (+3/-2)

Have you ever gave a rimjob to some bloke for a few dollars? Is that the kind of nasty stuff you are talking about?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 17:44:24 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:39:38 ago (+0/-0)

You're confusing your butthole with money.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

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