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Pure fantasy

submitted by Her0n to Niggers 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:49:19 ago (+40/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/fneozk.jpg

My father sent me this snapshot of an email from his power supplier.

Fact or fantasy?

I told him that she probably thought it was a pistol.


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[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 20:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was another swiffer commercial.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 20:34:11 ago (+1/-0)

If she was hanging from her feet that might work.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 20:58:10 ago (+0/-0)

Faggot has reddit open

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:15:43 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, my dad likes to troll there. I haven't made a new troll account since my last ban over a year ago.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:48:57 ago (+0/-0)

And how exactly would you know it was on reddit?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 22:10:14 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone knows the icon for reddit doucheknuckle

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 23:47:56 ago (+0/-0)

I see it now. Just checking

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

yup this is called demoralization

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 01:24:59 ago (+0/-0)

All she heard was “caulk” and “gun”.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 01:35:53 ago (+2/-0)

The only things a sheboon needs to survive

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 17:48:21 ago (+1/-0)

These crack me up.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:05:29 ago (+1/-0)

The reddit icon means he might love troons

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:16:11 ago (+1/-0)*

He's been banned multiple times for calling people niggers. It's genetic in our family, as I have roughly five or six accounts permabanned now as well.

He uses Gmail too...maybe it's an email notifying him of yet another ban.

I'll ask him if he's trying to increase the 42% next time we talk.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 22:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

Wypipo don be spicin' dey cribz n' sheeeeeeeeit..

[ - ] GuyWhite 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:23:33 ago (+2/-0)

Yet another episode of “This Old Shack.”

[ - ] TomMacdonald 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 17:33:57 ago (+6/-0)

Dis ol traphows

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 18:29:54 ago (+2/-0)

Was in the room when the family was watching a sportsball game. I counted four commercials in a row with just niggers in it. It’s even worse than before now.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 20:33:14 ago (+0/-0)

I find it hard to believe a mudslime would allow his family to worship niggers like that.

Impressive show of might right there, watching four commercials of niggers while sitting helplessly on your ass.

I thought you weren't an American, are you an invader into Europe? Were you born in Europe and didn't want to miss out on the rape gangs? Please clear this up for me.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 20:58:45 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder if thats the biggest white caulk she's handled.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:15:54 ago (+2/-0)

Gross

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:48:32 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger do not maintain anything. At best they clean their car by throwing trash out the window.

Drive through a middle-class White neighborhood and find the most run down, shit-in-the-yard home and you found the nigger nobody wanted.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 23:12:30 ago (+2/-0)

I don't even understand what she is supposed to be doing. She's recaulking her fascia?? Are they suggesting caulking under the drip edge or something? It has nothing to do with weatherization or insulating a house.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 23:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

It's perfect to be honest. Any attempt to improve their homes would make as much sense as what is pictured.

[ - ] Idiocratic 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:05:34 ago (+3/-0)

I've seen many different types of people holding caulk guns. I've never seen a black woman weild one. It's like they sit around and think of the most improbable things for niggers to do and then run with it

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe it's for our entertainment, but the kikes in charge are so stupid they think we wanted more of it?

On second thought no, it's clearly malicious and I shouldn't try to justify their shit behavior.

Forget I said anything

[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:08:34 ago (+4/-0)

Was just gonna say "thought it was a gun".

[ - ] Her0n [op] 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:19:34 ago (+7/-0)

It's not even her house, she's trying to find a way to break in with the gun she found on the ladder.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:38:27 ago (+4/-0)

She's using WHITE caulk. This is cultural appropriation!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:41:49 ago (+3/-0)

sheboons are actually obsessed with White caulk. I've had to reject more than I'd care to when I was traveling for work.

A rejected sheboon is quite a terror to behold.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 10:31:08 ago (+0/-0)

Y'all bettah treat me right, cuz I can get me sum white caulk wit one phone call.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 15:31:58 ago (+0/-0)

My wife will make jokes when it happens because she finds the disgusted faces I make funny.

[ - ] SithEmpire 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:26:25 ago (+7/-0)

Niggers do one thing to prepare for cooler weather, and that is setting fire to a trash can.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:38:50 ago (+4/-0)*

I'd argue that the fire is started by a homeless White man, then the nigger chases the White guy off.

[ - ] con77 8 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:11:01 ago (+8/-0)

Tries to rob a smoke shop with a caulk gun

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:20:53 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe Ebt doesn't allow charges at the smoke shop, yet.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:07:23 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on state.

[ - ] Rowdybme 18 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:28:07 ago (+18/-0)

I can hear the chirp from here.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 17:33:10 ago (+7/-0)

Like a neverending NBA game

[ - ] Her0n [op] 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 18:47:53 ago (+5/-0)

B E E P