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This Is The Worst Global Food Crisis In Modern History, And It Is About To Go To An Entirely New Level
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to news 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:16:15 ago (+19/-0) (www.zerohedge.com)
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/worst-global-food-crisis-modern-history-and-it-about-go-entirely-new-level

Is this just more fear-porn?

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[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:31:23 ago (+3/-0)

Oh no. Niggers and sand niggers might not get any rice. How horrible.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:40:53 ago (+3/-0)

I have a solution for the other half of the planet:

STOP FUCKING, OR USE CONDOMS.

[ + ] Leveraction

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 14:07:19 ago (+2/-0)

Right.
If you can't feed em, don't breed em.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:05:45 ago (+2/-0)

Which is exactly why Niggers are spreading like roaches from Africa.

Western Nations spent the last 30 years sending food and medical aid to the Shit-Skinned scum that couldn't feed themselves.... all thanks to the Jews who started "We are the World", and "Live Aid" in the 1980's- 1990's.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:25:51 ago (+3/-0)

Food Crisis

a) is there a kosher food crisis anywhere?

b) each tomato produces hundreds of seeds...one just has to grow em.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:28:18 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:29:49 ago (+3/-0)

My garden sucked this year.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] ModernGuilt

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:12:26 ago (+5/-2)

my cannabis

I think I found the problem

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:18:00 ago (+1/-1)

Nah, even with weed or user error food just came out smaller for some reason. If it grew at all.

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:24:36 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:54:23 ago (+2/-4)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:20:48 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry about the sheep.

This season is so poor, even my cannabis is shit.

They bombarded us with chemicals from every which way this year.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:51:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 22:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

No worries. You can’t compare it to thousands of acres with industrial equipment. Spend your time where younare most valuable and support your farmers with you buckaroos.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 23:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

with you buckaroos

Did you think I was growing for the pure fun of it? hahahaha ...no.

support your farmers

I get it I do but I hate spending money on food. Plus I like bragging rights. This year she didn't give me much to brag about so I'm just dissapointed. Thats alright. Next year. I already figured it out.

[ + ] Endo_Aryan

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:12:45 ago (+3/-0)

Green tomato hornworms decimated my crop, and I lost 23 birds in one night after some beast got through electric fencing and bent hog wire 90degrees. Meanwhile my neighbors lost entire row houses of chickens during the power outage, thousands of them. Hay and tobacco were affected, too.

"Just grow your own food"

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:53:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Endo_Aryan

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:02:13 ago (+2/-0)

We got one after that, an Anatolian-Pyrenees mix.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:35:41 ago (+1/-0)

Pyrenees like to alert you to every noise, or at least mine does.

[ + ] Endo_Aryan

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

He's proving his worth now, chased a stray who came wandering up all the way down the road. We've had no chicken deaths since he came onboard.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:32:40 ago (+0/-0)*

You can grow tomatoes (and almost any other vegetable) in a 5 gallon bucket... ANYWHERE.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fg7nhSMlIk

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6cChHOoZQ

You can even use a mixture of composte and soil easily purchased from any gardening section of a store.

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[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:35:44 ago (+0/-2)

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[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:44:08 ago (+3/-0)

I love it when idiots speak as if they know something when they don't.

I live on 680 acres (over half of which is fallow to maintain the soil) in the Mid-West. It's provides Cattle, corn, pork, poultry, and tons of other products for personal use.

I'll be eating steak, eggs, and fresh milk while you are decomposing.

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:22:56 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:28:32 ago (+3/-0)*

My family, and extended family runs multiple farming operations on that 680 acres. It has been in our family for over 119 years.

I've been part of every part of planting, harvest, and the maintenance on it since I was 10 years old.

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 00:20:39 ago (+1/-0)

Just call him a boomer, sit back light a cigarette and enjoy the shit show

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[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 17:04:26 ago (+0/-2)

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[ + ] ImplicationOverReason

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 13:43:48 ago (+0/-0)

simple solutions

Complex problems (life) can only exist within simple solution (inception towards death).

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2023 09:57:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] ImplicationOverReason

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 12:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

...the stupidest sentence

a) suggested stupid; stupor; stupere; stop (cessation of motion) tempts one to ignore being (life) within motion (inception towards death).

b) inception towards death generates ones life-sentence.

c) the implies one consent to suggested the-ism (submission of self to authority of another).

Complex problems (life) can only exist within simple solution (inception towards death).

a) does inception towards death dissolve life?

b) is it problematic for life to sustain self while being dissolved from inception towards death?

c) notice how many seek death as the simple solution to all the complex problems of being alive...a solution aimed at both self and others.

[ + ] reptillian

[ - ] reptillian 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:40:16 ago (+1/-0)

Thoughts on Tom Bearden's "vacuum" ? (aka Tesla's "ether")

You could probably grow a lot of tomatoes underground too with Tom's MEG

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:24:08 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:34:27 ago (+3/-2)

Just admit boomers are greedy and cut all the corners for the sake of their boat payments.

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:42:27 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] boomerkiller

[ - ] boomerkiller 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2023 16:32:55 ago (+0/-0)

Most millennials are born from boomers you fucking boomer. So shut the fuck up boomer!

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 12:45:10 ago (+4/-5)

Okay boomer

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 13:57:34 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:23:41 ago (+1/-2)

Okay boomer

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:31:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 15:36:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

Got out of bed yet zoomer?

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 00:18:09 ago (+0/-1)

No u

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:08:41 ago (+0/-0)

Dudes have been spreading cow shit, instead of their usual chemical fertilizer for two years now.

The chemical stuff absorbs quickly, and is denatured quickly. Manure is the exact opposite.

.... Or intelligent farmers who plant nitrogen fixing cover crops to replenish the soil after harvesting crops.

- https://parkseed.com/winter-cover-crops-recharge-your-soil-winter/a/winter-cover-crops-recharge-your-soil-winter/

Only lazy fucks need massive amounts of chemicals to fertilize their soil.

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:21:57 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 16:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

Right.. Right.

I doubt you even knew about the practice of nitrogen fixing cover crops before I mentioned it, and you have no clue about the origin of the practice to begin with.

There is no need to spread animal waste on soil you that intend to grow food in.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 17:03:37 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 18:45:47 ago (+1/-0)

I'm self-employed, and do NOT trade my hours and effort for slave shekels.

All thanks to my family that managed our land well for over 119 years.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 19:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy your poisoned Goy-Slop, and the Kike Hive that you "live" in, wage-slave.

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 20:32:25 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 23:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

If you are intentionally smearing fecal matter into the soil from which you harvest from... then you are NOT eating "clean."

LMFAO.

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[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 21:01:47 ago (+0/-0)

Zero Hedge sells alarmism. They're not always wrong but they almost always overstate. They've always been like this.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2023 18:31:50 ago (+1/-1)

My garden isn't stationary. It travels on its hooves and I can pick or well hunt it whenever I want. I don't have to water or feed it. And don't even need land.

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