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[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 00:52:15 ago (+4/-0)

I honestly wish I'd skipped this post. We're living idiocracy.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 1 point 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 12:02:49 ago (+1/-0)

Oh there's a reason for it. It keeps the protovagina smelling fresh.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 00:57:08 ago (+3/-0)

it's hazardous eating in the restaurant. One never knows which lunatic is preparing your meal there. Food with a dash of...

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 22:37:36 ago (+3/-0)

It wears a diaper to contain its shit from getting double and even triple fisted daily, for years on end. Gotta contain the rosebud/prolapse.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:29:56 ago (+3/-0)

It also prevents one’s tacky prolapse from picking up bits of yarn, straw, and common street gravel.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 03:01:21 ago (+0/-0)

someone recognizes that butthole.