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The “Freedom Tower”

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to NYC 1.6 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:17:26 ago (+5/-2)     (NYC)

I remember back in like 2007 or something…maybe 2008…I worked in a building downtown on Wall Street. This Normie guy came up to me one day and he struck up a conversation where he was enthusiastically, extolling the virtues of the new Freedom Tower and he was gleefully saying how great it was like some fucking rube.

As a native New Yorker I was tired of hearing about it. I just wanted the thing built already. Anyway, I told him “I don't consider it the Freedom Tower; To me it's more of a FAGGOT TOWER.” He immediately started blushing, and he was stammering. I went on to say: “If you start off with two buildings and in return you get one, does that sound like a great victory to you?” He couldn't say anything and he just left in a flustered state


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[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 01:05:18 ago (+2/-0)

"Oy Vey! But think of the shekels! What are you? Some kind of antisemite?"

[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 01:09:53 ago (+0/-0)

Haha