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I got into it with one of these faggot soy cucks today.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 22:21:38 ago (+18/-1)     (whatever)

I don't usually interact with faggots, but I stopped for gas and smokes at a different place than I usually go. Fuckin, everything is cool til I ask dickhead for my cigarettes. This faggot basically tried to read me the riot act on how I should accurately ask for cigarettes. Fucker went so far as to start reading off the names associated with the brand of smokes I was buying. Told him I don't care about that and I just wanted to buy the product he fuckin knew I was there to buy. Then this faggot says to me, and this is a direct quote, "Yeah, it's pretty confusing, right?"
I told that cunt that the only confusing part was that everyone knows what I want other than you.

What the literal fuck? I normally have a soft spot for people that have to deal with the public, but I really wanted to slap the smug off this faggot.

Why the fuck are people like that? I ain't no nigger, and neither was he. Fuckin hell, he was built like a broken down dump truck. How do these people think they have the right to talk to their betters like that!


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[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:21:50 ago (+1/-0)

You sound like a fag yourself.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:30:15 ago (+2/-0)

Cool, bud. You sound like a retard.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 01:53:01 ago (+1/-0)

Should of told him to shutup and give me my smokes before you hurt yourself

its a really good threat without being a threat, you can just say you said out of concern for their safety

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 01:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

Was the word marlboros?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 03:33:29 ago (+3/-0)

I bet the faggot got confused by him asking for reds.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:16:10 ago (+2/-0)

It was light blue American spirits. Fucker tried to tell me turquoise isn't a shade of blue. He was probably a failed art student, there's a major university nearby. Tried telling me that the sky blue was actually the light blue and I actually wanted the blue. Seriously? I've never had a problem with this shit.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 19:29:52 ago (+0/-0)

It says turquoise right on the box.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 00:37:31 ago (+4/-0)

You should quit smoking. I quit in 2015, best decision I've made aside from getting married and moving out of CA.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:10:36 ago (+1/-0)

Funny you say that. I quit six months before I got married. Weddings are fuckin stressful. Two days before we tied the knot I started smoking again and well here we are.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 00:36:42 ago (+1/-0)

Inquiring minds want to know; What was the brand and what did you call them?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:16:52 ago (+1/-0)

Light blue American spirits. I called them Light Blue American spirits.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 09:31:07 ago (+1/-0)

Well how's he supposed to know which ones you want? You capitalized blue!

What a fucking idiot, I'm glad he's working at a gas station in the shitty part of town, that's exactly where that level of retardedness belongs.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

Sky blue. I smoke those too.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 07:00:47 ago (+3/-0)

You mother fucker. You work at Sunoco on 13th don't you?

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:31:12 ago (+3/-0)

Recently at a supermarket, I was taking my cart with a small amount of items to my car. The White cart collector (that looked slightly dirty and unstable) oddly asked me, "Do you need any help with that, sir?" I said, "Nah, I'm good. Thanks though." I am not sure, but it sounded like he responded, "Good, I wasn't going to help you anyway." I stopped my cart, turned my head and stared at him for two seconds trying to get a read on him. He face seemed innocent, and then he says, "Have a nice day." I said, "You too," and continued to my car. After the initial irritation, I internally laughed about it.

When I was a cashier at a high-traffic gas station, I would fuck with folks as well to lighten up my near-minimum wage, dreary shift.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:41:53 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, I get that, but this wasn't that. I kind of operate down the center lane. When I come in contact with people north or south of that line I notice it. I never go looking for trouble, but I know what it looks like, and this fat was looking for trouble.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:28:33 ago (+3/-0)

They get away with what they are allowed. Call them out. "Just give me the fucking cigarettes I asked for faggot" would stop it real quick. For the good, or the worse, but it will stop.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:43:50 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:44:41 ago (+3/-0)

You're absolutely right, but in the moment I think I just wanted to see where he was going to take it.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 20:03:57 ago (+0/-0)

I'm too old for that approach anymore. I know where they're going to take it, and the absolute shock on their face when they see where you take it is well worth it.

[ - ] HeyJames 10 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 22:46:59 ago (+10/-0)

Some people haven't gotten their ass kicked for talking shit. They know the threat of snitching to the pigs protects them.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 7 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:15:22 ago (+7/-0)

Lack of significant consequences seems to be the primary driver of clown world on both the macro and micro levels.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:14:14 ago (+5/-0)

I always see these faggots and I just know that they've never been punched in the face.
I'm a living testament that getting punched in the face can help straighten your shit the fuck out.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:52:14 ago (+2/-0)

I've never been punched in the face!

I bet you smoke Virginia slims!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 05:24:19 ago (+2/-0)

You don't have a face.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:29:21 ago (+4/-0)

Everyone has a plan until they're punched in the mouth. Or face. Or gut.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:06:16 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck that! You're right, some punk ass little fucks need exactly that, to get their ass kicked good for talking shit for no damn reason. They genuinely need to understand that men aren't going to put up with that. Life is hard enough without some smart ass punk getting in your face for no reason other than he thinks he can. Now I'm not saying beat the snot out of him, just teach him what respect is.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 18, 2023 23:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

Make bullying great again

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2023 06:36:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. You van tell we live in feminized society whem dudes act like bitches who can't be hit.