They really are like this - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

They really are like this
submitted by HeyJames to whatever 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 08:20:54 ago (+50/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/u54sov.jpeg

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 23 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 10:00:32 ago (+23/-0)

Sounds like cycle logical problems to me.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 10:07:54 ago (+5/-0)

🤣

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 10:52:51 ago (+4/-0)

You magnificent bastard.

[ + ] Hand_Of_Node

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 4 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 15:11:24 ago (+4/-0)

We need Comment-of-the-Day nominations.

[ - ] Hh 15 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 09:00:08 ago (+15/-0)

Don't forget the optional stop signs and red lights

[ - ] ChuckysBack 14 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 08:32:26 ago (+14/-0)

City I live in put in bike lanes and the assholes still ride their bikes on the sidewalks. Saw one toot his horn and the guy on the sidewalk clotheslined him and told him to start using the bike lane lol.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 12 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 09:09:42 ago (+12/-0)*

My city has better bike lanes than proper roads. The bike lanes are two wide, great condition, fully segregated with grass between them the sidewalk, and road. Theyre so good ive seen cars accidentally pull onto them on accident. Faggot bicyclists still ride in the road

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 7 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 09:40:59 ago (+7/-0)

SHARE THE ROAD!

manages to take up the entire road on a BICYCLE

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica -1 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:11:45 ago (+0/-1)

Oh no. Did you have to slow down in your car that can go 80 mph and has air conditioning? My God. The horror.

[ + ] RabbiKinderschtupper

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 19:10:50 ago (+0/-0)

Found the bikenigger.

[ - ] Cunt 7 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 08:57:29 ago (+7/-0)

I 100% expected that voat link to be to a @Paul_neri post.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 4 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 11:19:11 ago (+4/-0)

Did he die? I haven't seen a faggot post from him or Joe for a couple of weeks.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 5 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 12:32:42 ago (+5/-0)

They're on suicide watch since those governor "kidnappers" had their charges dismissed.

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 21:04:31 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like he got a placebo vax from being in the land of pollies.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 04:33:39 ago (+1/-1)

I'm here, petal.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 10:25:13 ago (+0/-0)

Suicide attempt failed? I'm sorry to hear that. Need any suggestions?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 04:33:17 ago (+1/-0)

One of the things that struck me (no pun) when I last visited Civic in the centre of Canberra was how Canberrans have accepted cyclists and learned to live with them- Cyclists darted about everywhere and no-one seemed fazed. But Cyclists can be arseholes. They speed in crowded areas; sound their bell unnecessarily.

[ - ] Barfcock19 5 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 09:59:39 ago (+5/-0)

Not as annoying as cunts jogging in the bike lane.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 04:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

and puffing out Covid!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 13:58:07 ago (+4/-0)*

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[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 15:58:56 ago (+3/-1)

I'll never agree with any regulation but it doesn't make that much sense for scooters to be that much faster, because at that point it should be a motorcycle. You are absolutely right that a scooter belongs on the road, but anyone who isn't an asshat should limit themselves to certain kinds of roads or people have a right to be frustrated with you. Otherwise go get a real bike.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 16:05:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 17:35:31 ago (+2/-0)

It does sound like you are are around some meth'd and nic'd rednecks. But I could also see how if you have a lot of rural one lane roads that go long distances that could be annoying. It sounds like neither of us are government lovers so you can agree that the speed limit is just a number. If I had to go strictly the speed limit for 10 miles I'd be pissed too. Like I said, if you are on a scooter you should limit the kinds of roads and the amount of time you spend on certain kind of roads otherwise you are the asshole.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica -1 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:35:56 ago (+0/-1)

Going the speed limit for ten miles is too much for you? You sound impatient. You shouldnt be on the road. Your road rage is seeping through your comment. If you can't slow down for a bike or any other obstacles you are the asshole.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica -1 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:26:41 ago (+0/-1)

There's a lot of retarded drivers in these comments. Anyone who bitches about having to slow down in a car shouldn't be driving.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 10:57:38 ago (+5/-1)

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[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica -1 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:18:38 ago (+0/-1)

You own a car or truck. It goes fast. It has ac. You're mad at someone exercising on a shaded country road. Out in the world by themselves and you can pass them if you're not retarded. You shouldn't be allowed on the road if you don't have the patience to pass an obstacle in the road in your fast air conditioned vehicle. You're like a woman bitching about her nails.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 06:39:10 ago (+1/-0)

Phwoar! My sentiments too. Doc is a thug. He didn't need to get on his high horses 'cos the dude had misjudged the situation (blinded by the sun) but that's doc for you! Any opportunity to grandstand!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 10:37:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 13:00:29 ago (+4/-1)

I fucking hate kikelists. DOTR.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 12:31:14 ago (+4/-1)

Fuck cyclists. That is all.

[ - ] winners_history 3 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 11:47:37 ago (+4/-1)

You want the 'middle'? Then you can:

1. Hang a $75-$300 license-plate on your ass. Don't forget annual renewals, forever.
2. Pay $1000/yr mandatory insurance to even apply for #1.
3. Don't forget "Safety" inspections - more recurring expense.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 13:01:21 ago (+1/-0)

You forgot licencing

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 16:04:48 ago (+2/-1)

I'm not generally for licensing but compared to a lot of things a license to ride a bike on a >25mph road while over the age of 16 could absolutely be a thing. Makes more sense then getting a license to cut hair or to fish.

[ + ] MoronSaint

[ - ] MoronSaint 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:19:00 ago (+1/-1)

And you can...

1. Go fuck yourself

[ - ] Inward 3 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 11:17:48 ago (+4/-1)

Mommy didn't teach you to share, huh? A guy is out using his body to locomote and you're in a car eating a snack. You should praise the man outside taking care of himself.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 7 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 13:02:57 ago (+7/-0)

No, mommy didn't teach kikelists to share. That's why they hog the roads riding three, four abreast. These retards will get into 109 bike accidents, but it's always someone else's fault.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 17:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

You must drive the speed limit and not wait two seconds to pass!

Are you a tranny and afraid you can neve pass?

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 01:12:32 ago (+2/-1)

No, faggot. I live in a wooded area with narrow winding roads. Your kind gets the rope right next to niggers and kikes.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 10:26:50 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, the projectionist. I had forgotten. You have a completely degenerate username and call other people doing non-degenerate stuff kikes. You glow.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 17:35:10 ago (+0/-0)

You can say I glow all you want, kikelists such as yourself get the rope.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 21:42:04 ago (+0/-0)

you get the rope

Larping loser. You glow even more. You just double-down. Never admit fault. Never attempt to improve. Find anything I've ever said that is pro-kike or kike-like. You won't. But I just called you out on a specific example. It really doesn't matter if you are a jew, you act just like one.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 17:45:40 ago (+0/-0)

if I call him a fed enough times, maybe it will come true! :3

Still not a fed, faggot. There's rope waiting for all you kikelists!

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2023 18:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

Just shut up. You do not acr like a White person. You are at the low end of the IQ curve.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2023 15:24:54 ago (+0/-0)

Are you ready for your rope, kikelist? lol

Continue thread

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica -1 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:48:21 ago (+0/-1)

You act like a nigger. Here in the civilized world we don't cry about slowing down in a vehicle with air conditioning. We slow down, pass and then get up to speed in seconds.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 17:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

No, you in the civilized world just get overrun by niggers and spics. Dumb faggot.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 17:11:16 ago (+3/-1)

No. That's fuckin asinine. You want to ride your bike? That's cool. You want to act like a cunt? Expect criticism.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 17:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

I bet you never learned to ride a two-wheeler and have a big gut.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica -1 points 7 monthsSep 17, 2023 05:44:11 ago (+0/-1)

You want to drive a vehicle? Cool. But learn how to pass an obstacle in the road without getting your panties in a bunch. Fat.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 16:45:58 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget,"let's ride at peak commute times too. Don't worry, I'm wearing a safety vest." Fucking faggots.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 16:21:46 ago (+2/-0)

You sound fat

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 17:42:05 ago (+2/-1)

I see chunky cyclists every day. They seem to be the ones that are the most geared out.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 15:51:34 ago (+3/-1)

If they are about to make a traffic maneuver they basically should join the rest of traffic and behave under the same rules as cars. The alternative is cyclists that just do whatever when they hit an intersection.

What I really hate is cyclists that try to have it both ways. You should either act as a pedestrian that happens to be on a bike, or a vehicle that happens to be on a bike. You pick one and you do those rules. Anyone who doesn't deserves to be run over.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 17:22:56 ago (+1/-0)

There's no bike lane on most highways.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 21:00:27 ago (+0/-0)

They really are

[ - ] deleted -1 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 10:57:08 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 11:21:13 ago (+1/-0)

You know that was a nigger driving.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 11:24:53 ago (+1/-0)

I mean it happened in Brazil, so yeah that doesn't suprise me at all.

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They really are like this submitted by HeyJames to whatever 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 08:20:54 ago (+50/-4) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/u54sov.jpeg

They really are like this
submitted by HeyJames to whatever 7 monthsSep 16, 2023 08:20:54 ago (+50/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/u54sov.jpeg