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When I was in school we all nicknamed and called the fattest guy in the school 'skinny' cause he had way more skin than the rest of us...

submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 08:20:53 ago (+12/-0)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] deleted 2 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 08:51:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 18:58:07 ago (+1/-0)

Fastest guy I knew was waterboy for the football team, but he was really charismatic and funny, and got along with everyone in all sorts of clicks.

A few years back, he was murdered by a younger kid he molested.

How ya been sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 19:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

been good

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 8 monthsSep 16, 2023 21:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

Right on brother. Keep killing them chomos

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 15:55:20 ago (+1/-0)

Lol that’s great

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 13:38:25 ago (+1/-0)

We had a kid called meatball. Two adjacent towns and only one fat kid.
If you called him meatball, he'd try and chase you ... about 1/4 block.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 12:16:53 ago (+1/-0)

When I was a kid, there really weren't any fat kids, and I'm not even that old.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 09:41:24 ago (+1/-0)

Why was your nickname "Sweet and Low"?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 10:36:34 ago (+1/-0)

Pure projection

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 10:40:09 ago (+1/-0)

HEy don't take it so hard. I was once voted "Most likely to be found in a field".

[ - ] Monica 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 10:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

"with a nigger"

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 11:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

touche! hahaha!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 14:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

MeanAndHigh?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2023 11:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

We called ours "Tiny". That MF'r was huge!