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The problem with getting old.

submitted by RedBarchetta to whatever 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 19:57:29 ago (+7/-2)     (whatever)

You don't fall for anyone's bullshit and you need to filter yourself A LOT. Like all the time. I have a hard time not calling out the Cum Catchers on social media. That's all they are. They offer nothing other than a landing place to shoot your wad.


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[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 23:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

I was about 40 when I got the "Get off my lawn" syndrome. That's what I call it anyway.

On my last vacation I was riding the elevator down and it stopped at a lower floor and when the doors opened there was this old dude just grumbling to himself and without missing a beat he said "mornin'" and then right back into the grumble. We got off and I looked at my wife with a grin and said "that dude is my fucking hero" That's gonna be me in 20 years. It was glorious.

Like the Clint Eastwood front porch gif.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 23:55:01 ago (+2/-0)

Muttering to yourself like that keeps the real bad choices away. Not quite "where's my stapler", but close.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 20:36:01 ago (+2/-0)

The problem is how you see so many people that always talked about rebelling and fuck this system giving up and become part of the filth they used to pretend to rebel against

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 20:30:48 ago (+3/-0)

You have my permission to start calling them out and swear a little bit more.

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 20:52:51 ago (+4/-0)

Boomer faggot. They are called turkeys - all breasts and the only thing thing they are good for is stuffing.

[ - ] RedBarchetta [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 22:20:02 ago (+2/-0)

GenX, ya Nigger. That's the filtered response. Ill use that one. But Cum Dumpsters seems more accurate.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 16:42:01 ago (+0/-0)

Cum Dumpster is also acceptable.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 1.8 yearsSep 11, 2023 20:21:28 ago (+7/-0)

I haven’t really filtered shit since I paid off my mortgage. The shit I say at work would cause an HR department to stroke the fuck out.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 04:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

^This. TFW when there are 8 billion motherfuckers on the planet that you don't owe a goddamm dime to.

When they come to my door they better come with their hat in their hands and say, "please" and "Sir", or I'll loose the dogs on them.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 05:58:12 ago (+1/-0)

I work with this above-average intelligence 35 year-old from Ghana and he obsessively watches CNN and Leftist Youtube clips trashing Trump and Clarence Thomas and occasionally tries to bait me with it, so I told him all about Jews, how BLM is bullshit, MLK was a piece of shit commie sex freak and them the coup de grace: YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU WATCH THESE LITTLE CLIPS THAT YOU’RE INFORMED. YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT A JEW TELLS YOU. Then I go on to tell him that the President and VP of our company are both Jews and dissect the origin of their names for him.