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Zyklonbeekeeper escorts an unwanted intruder from a gathering

submitted by dulcima to bears 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 12:31:52 ago (+45/-1)     (pomf2.lain.la)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/r6q00nhl.mp4



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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 12 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 12:47:05 ago (+12/-0)

HA...pretty accurate except I'm in a lot better shape...that paw swipe there is normal for bears when they're playing...hope that guy understands that.

[ - ] GuyWhite 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 19:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

I got bear spray every where…cars,ATV,house,shop,carry when in woods. Bear spray is kinda like Zyklon…sorta 🤠.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 21:22:23 ago (+2/-0)

Zyclonbear

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 21:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

That was a cub

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 12, 2023 02:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

Bearly touched him.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 9 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 16:09:31 ago (+9/-0)

Its an infinitely small difference for that bear to make a playful swipe to emptying his guts out right there on the ground

[ - ] Stonkmar 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 15:00:32 ago (+7/-0)

If it's black fight back, if it's brown so are your shorts.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 17:10:38 ago (+6/-0)

If it's white, say goodnight.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 21:23:09 ago (+2/-0)

If its curry rent a uhaul?

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 12, 2023 13:41:13 ago (+0/-0)

i'll allow it

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 13, 2023 18:27:23 ago (+0/-0)

If it's a grizzly the coroner's photos will be too

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 15:23:09 ago (+6/-0)

"It bearly got you!"

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 13:08:29 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] prototype 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 16:50:48 ago (+2/-0)

Body language. Anyone that knows bears know they look from side to side right before they attack.

He was fucking lucky, ungodly lucky that that bear only scratched him.

The moment it turned its head at 0:21s, I knew it was going to attack him, guaranteed.

This guy has some brass fucking balls or was born a few brain cells short of a cro-magnon and has apparently never dealt with bears before.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 16:54:05 ago (+5/-0)

Beer balls more likely

[ - ] prototype 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 17:21:49 ago (+2/-0)

Beer balls more likely

Probably. Of course the guy might be used to dealing with big dogs (which would explain the way he talked to the bear, which was slightly bigger than a very large dog). I think the guy was probably just stupid.

[ - ] GuyWhite 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 19:15:03 ago (+2/-0)

You might get away with doing that to a cub that just started on has own. Not with an adult. That guy was looking for a Darwin Award.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 21:24:49 ago (+1/-0)

I think we should rename it to Biden Award.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 20:24:48 ago (+2/-0)

That guy definitely had two 6-packs of courage. I’m not ordering a bear to do anything. It looks like he was just a juvenile, but he could have still got disemboweled. Should have given him a beer for the road.