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Learn how to bypass the door sensors, then microwave your head, Queeri

Swiss cheese smells like ass when warm

Update: cooked tonight's meal without the cheese and no pong.The suspicion is it's a certain type of cheese that causes the public nuisance.So a case of trial and error. Terrible smell.

I didn't know you were a chef, neri. you continue to amaze me

Cheese is on the outer with me .. like last week I needed to go shopping I had bread, cheese and salad but no fish nor flesh nor fowl, so I said I'll be right I will get thru the day on bread and cheese .. it went like a beauty except a day or two later I was so constipated I was on the dumper for two hrs .. I still have pain one week on, I looked it up on the i'net and the health pundits say men over 55 cannot properly digest lactose which is what cheese is, and that it definitely causes constipation in that age group .. hitherto I was reasonably sparing with cheese without serious problems, but I don't want to go thru another constipation event that is fer sure.