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Lmao - if you're unvaccinated you're invited to be for "more protection"

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 16:50:27 ago (+8/-0)     (www.covidvaccinestudy.com)

https://www.covidvaccinestudy.com/singledose

If you've been holding out you can still get that free donut - it's a few years old now. You don't want to die from covid do you???


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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 18:03:59 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

Race mixing and homosexual

[ - ] v0atmage 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 17:35:39 ago (+3/-0)

Want to bang negresses? Then the get the jab, goys!

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 17:02:25 ago (+2/-0)

All i have to say about that is" keep dreaming shitballs, not going to happen".

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:33:03 ago (+2/-0)

If you've been holding out you can still get that free donut - it's a few years old now. You don't want to die from covid do you???

An unvaccinated Thanksgiving could lead to a open casket Christmas!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:32:18 ago (+1/-0)

Alaskan Natives, American Indians, Latino people, and adults over the age of 50 are more significantly impacted by severe illness and hospitalizations from COVID-19 than other groups. 1,2,3
That is why it is so important that clinical trials include people of all backgrounds. Everyone needs to be represented.

Except hoooowyte peepol

Your participation in this clinical trial

We haven't tested or approved it yet but were willing to experiment on you in real time! That's how much we care!

Trialsandexecution.com

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 10:18:30 ago (+1/-0)

Now is the time to rethink your options for fighting COVID-19

Done.

And after careful review I can state that the entire staff of the CDC.gov and anyone who even looks like them, associates with them, or loans them money, AND all their combined immediate and extended families, friends, and all of their housepets, are all cordially invited, NAY, even directed and commanded, to go eat a giant bag of dicks while doing continuous naked jump squats over a barrel cactus until they all bleed out and die.

Thank you all for your immediate participation. And get fucked.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 19:49:43 ago (+0/-0)

I approve of this marketing pitch.

[ - ] Imperivm 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 20:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

"Who can participate?

This study is enrolling people who:

Are generally healthy or have stable chronic conditions and no history of myocarditis or pericarditis".

What does this mean? In your face goyim, 1 + 1 = 2

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2023 22:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

Mafz iz raycis!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2023 13:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

That white man has shit on his arm.