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Find ways to give a roman salute in your daily lives

submitted by Ifuckdolphinseverday to whatever 1.8 yearsSep 9, 2023 20:43:12 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

At the gym and need a shoulder stretch? Roman Salute
Want to balance out that lateral raise? Roman Salute
Need to flex those delts for the gym selfie? Roman Salute
Sun in your eyes at a ball game? Roman Salute
Need to raise a hand for literally any reason? Roman Salute
Going for a hive five? Damn good spot for a Roman Salute
Reaching for something on the top shelf? Roman Salute
At the club and no room for your arms at your side? Roman Salute
Amusement park rides? Throw up a double Roman guy
Taking the train or rail? Stand back from the handle so you can hold it in a Roman salute
See a nigger in public. Roman Salute
gassing your local synagogue. Great time for a Roman salute
Hijacking a 747 to fly into the trade center? Roman salute
marching in right wing death squads? You better believe its appropriate for a Roman salute.




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[ - ] Name 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 06:04:27 ago (+3/-0)

I engage in heiling while driving. Have actually made friends that way.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 9, 2023 23:22:33 ago (+3/-0)

I greet folks that way routinely.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 15:58:31 ago (+1/-0)

I sit on my porch and do it to everyone I know as they drive by.
I don't know if they get it but they salute back.
Feels good to me.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 10, 2023 05:57:24 ago (+1/-1)

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