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The matress magician

submitted by UncleDoug to clusterBbitches 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 15:53:30 ago (+10/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tvsrin.jpg

*Mattress Magician

Spunk on the bunk.

$600/30 = $20 a night. Hopefully this disgusting wog bitch either gets scabies or Jamal slits her throat one night.

NYP


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[ - ] WhiteGoat 3 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 19:30:37 ago (+3/-0)

I would pay $20 after eating KFC to see if I could Dutch oven her into a coma

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 23:26:02 ago (+2/-0)

Better eat at chipotle then

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 8 monthsSep 9, 2023 03:28:28 ago (+1/-0)

He said dutch oven, not shit the bed lol

[ - ] NukeAmerica 3 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 17:01:38 ago (+4/-1)

That is one cheap fucking whore.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 17:10:24 ago (+2/-0)

She's a literal $20 whore.

"I'm not a whore! Here's how I not-whore while whoring!"

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 16:04:47 ago (+2/-0)

Didn't we used to call this prostitution.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 17:54:18 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, we still do and still should. Don't ever be afraid to call a spade a spade.

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 8 monthsSep 9, 2023 05:33:43 ago (+1/-0)

That ugly bitch has so much cosmetic product that it forms a literal comedy mask.

Also I got skeptical about the $600 thing because it wasn't clear whether every night of the month was involved, but looks like it is, in weekly time slots. It really is that cheap of a whore.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 8 monthsSep 9, 2023 00:57:09 ago (+1/-0)

Short sided. Her aids medication will eclipse whatever pocket change she thinks she’s made.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 23:51:56 ago (+1/-0)

Very cheap. How does she afford all that 35 pounds of makeup?

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 8 monthsSep 9, 2023 03:29:42 ago (+1/-0)

Look at the beak on that one, crikey.